I will never let my children watch the trilogy. (humor)

Hey, DV was a good dad in the end.

 

Heeeeeeeeeeeeee Haah Oh my god. Boy did I just got the crack ups today. Are Ewoks as teady bears inapporite two?

Eidit: I think Jar Jar Binks is a bad role model for childern. Because he teaches kids to be stupid and to do drugs. He makes them want to be clumsey.

 

This important information needs to be read by more.
*bump*

 

OJ if I follow another of your posts, people are going to think I'm a sock puppet. Damn it! I just did!

 

As a father of a three year old, I must say "thanks"!

I was so blind to it all! I have just thrown away all of my copies of the original triogy. You have saved me years of potential conflict with my son.

Heaven knows raising him will be hard enough without this movie trilogy poisoning his mind.





Brilliant piece of work, this is.

 

Picking up Power Converters was a Veiled Cover for going out and getting high....



HaHaHaHaHaHa HA HA HA!!! (sigh)

 

But Owen did tell Luke he could waste time with his friends later...

Was Owen supplying Luke and his friends with power converters? Was he a pusher?

 

Luke's incest kiss with Leia?

That bothers us all.

That was hilarious!

 

And don't forget Leia's bikini. You could see her midriff! How immodest! You wouldn't want your children to wear metal bikinis and chained to slug crime lords! Especially your sons.

 

If I got killed by sandfolk, I'd want my kid to kick a little butt in my name.

Amen.
That god-damn hippie Lucas. Subvertin' our kids and corruptin' our womenfolk.

 

Eheh, *sweatdrops*. Rather humorous, but...

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GORE???

ALL THE RAMPANT SEXUALITY!!!

My kids've seen SW like, 99999999 times. So've I. Heck. One lesson my sone takes to heart is, "Avoid heart-to-heart talks with dad. You might lose a limb."

 

This was brilliant! My favorite line was "Stuff happens and Obi-Wan dies". The whole idea of compressing the entirety of ANH with "stuff happens". LOL.

Velvetdragon