FF:VIC I wish to join the confusion...

No, really

I'm thinking perhaps an asylum will take me in somewhere on the outskirts of Victoria. Any suggestions?

I hear Reservoir is a great place to live.

I hear the fringe village of Bacchus Marsh is delightful

Interesting ... what about, how do you spell it ... umm ... oh yes ... Geeeeelong?

lol



Does that explain it?

Geelong is no longer an industrial waste land town, but is yet to decide if it wants to become a sprawling, surbanite version of frankston, a high-class gangland, or a third-rate surfing city.

Beyond that, lovely place.

Ahh, i see.

Anything else of note? Are there many killer penguins about?

There are bat-kind....


Nearly as bad as killer penguins... Now they ARE scary!

bat-kind

Ooook then. Moving right along...

keep a look out for Hoop Snakes also!

I lub joo PoT. You speak like you know my home town firsthand

nudge nudge wink wink firsthand, you know what I mean

Not really


On a serious note, how many of you are leaving Melbourne before the Commonwealth games?

Nah, I wouldn't miss an opportunity to hang around and harass the English tourists. I'll be around.

and Skate, that's because I date one of the spawn of Geelong. I know it's evils intimately. Can somebody say spewreka?

Now I'm intrigued ...

My Goodness PoT, I wonder fi I know that poor spawn?

And Spewreka? Only set foot in there three times. I suggest The Nash, followed by a healthy dose of either the Bended Elbow or perhaps Beav's Bar.


Spewreka. Terrible...terrible.


Also: Mixo: I have missed your Nudgenudgewinkwink!

nudge nudge wink wink Skate! Say no more!

Ripper Roasts....Ripper Roasts.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

dunk her in a vat of acid.










oh, you mean the song? right umm .... i don't know.

i'm leaving melbourne and going on a four wheel driving trip to SA for commonwealth games time

There's a hole in the bucket dear Liza!

dude whats wrong with the commonwealth games? like, seriously, its going to rock your world, OH YEAH... ah... if only this sort of enthusiam were genuine... then this great waste of money wouldn't be such a big waste after all. Especially the opening ceremony.

However, as long as the Honourable Lord Mayor Master-of-his-Domain Emperor's Apprentice John So delivers a speech that goes for AT LEAST five minutes to the rest of the world about how great Melbourne is, these games won't be a total loss after all..

ah John So, the new Emperor

It won't matter, because no-one will be able to understand him anyway...