Victoria. BC I'd like to _____ her _____.

k heres the name of the game.

you take the above sentence (I'd like to ____ her ____.) insert two words for the blanks.
and try to make it NOT!! sound dirty. i stress the NOT!!. i believe you will all find it pleasantly challenging.

cause believe me it aint easy.

 

"I'd like to write her poetry"

- Rani

 

I'd like to whisper her name.

 

its too tempting

 

to sound dirty

 

[Fletcher_Skittles]: "... cause believe me it aint easy."

You're telling me! (especially for someone with a filthy mind)

ok, how 'bout: "I'd like to take her picture."

 

I'd like to seranade her diabolically.

 

hmm here are my two favs


I'd like to fry her bacon
I'd like to correct her grammer
and
I'd like to mow her lawn (that one is terrible but just funny)

 

I'd like to verb her noun!

 

HEY!

You stole my verbing!

 

"I'd like to conjugate her verb."

Wait, that kinda sounded dirty...

 

I'd like to erase her data!

 

I'd like to moderate her forum!

Nope...too filthy.

I'd like to take out her garbage!

Ironically, has cleanliness potential, but not quite enough.

I'd like to read her autobiography!

Bingo!

- Rani

EDIT: Derisa, are you saying "verb" is a verb?

I verb, he verbs, you verb, we verb, they verb?
"She will verb again."
"Were they were verbing?"
"This one time, at band camp, I got verbed..."

 

I'll noun your verb.

 

I'd like to shut her up

 

I'd like to shake her hand

 

Fingthething that was easy !!!!

 

Yep. I think that one wins: totaly innocuous, even when you say it with a leer. Way to go fing, you're the least lecherous fan!

We should come up with a prize for him...


*Derisa*

 

[image=http://www.jasminehandicraft.com/gifs/trophies-sports-cup5.jpg]
And here it is!!!

As Chapter Representative of Victory Base, it gives me great pleasure to present this year's Purity Award to...

[opens envelope]

fingthething!!!

[The orchestra starts playing, camera pans around to do a close-up shot of fingthething sliding out of his seat, being mobbed by slaps on the backs from his fellow Edmontooiners. Rani hands him his award and turns the podium over to him for his acceptance speech.]

 

Purity!!?!?!?! Obviously you have never seen him shake hands with a woman before... oh the depravity!!!!

 

Unfolds paper from pocket

"Id like to thank the academy for all their support....I'd like to thank God, my parents...Um...who am i missing?...Um...my CR Indigo Jade for always being there..."

 

How could you forget the rest of the Base?!?!

I'd like to upgrade her computer. (so that she can play KotOR and multiplayer Star Wars games! )

 

That's a great one, D_H.

You can upgrade my computer anytime!


*Derisa*