JCC ideas for movies that nicolas cage should do

Discussion in 'Community' started by tom, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. tom Chosen One

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    i was thinking one where he plays a roman emperor. but also it should be set in space. maybe he could be the roman emperor of space?

    what do you guys think?
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  2. hudzu Force Ghost

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    adding on to that, he plays both the roman emperor AND jesus. like they're twins and one day the emperor gets confused with jesus and so many hijinks ensue!
  3. tom Chosen One

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    i bet nicolas cage would look amazing with a big beard. so would it turn out that jesus was the emperor and the emperor was jesus all along?
  4. hudzu Force Ghost

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    something like that! and then when jesus died, the guard who stabbed him with a spear?

    also nicolas cage.
  5. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    He needs to remake the Ten Commandments.
  6. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Nicolas Cage wakes up one morning and finds that he has the power to change his hair color using only the power of his mind. A cabal of government agents and corporate executives learns his secret and attempts to kidnap him and use his blood to engineer a hair color changing serum, in the process killing his wife and children. As he gains control over his new power he hatches a scheme to turn the tables on his persecutors and avenge the deaths of his loved ones.
  7. tom Chosen One

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    i like that. it would be neat if he had complete control over his hair and could make it longer at will. then he could go around strangling government agents with his hair. and when he's mid-strangle his hair could go all crazy rainbow colors.
  8. Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus

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    Looks like someone here knows how to get a movie green-lit.
  9. harpua Chosen One

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    Full Body Wax II Electric Boogaloo

    [image=http://www.kingdomofleo.com/knightlydelights/2008/images/20081207cage03.jpg]
  10. duende Force Ghost

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    loving the hair movie, but he needs to be able to grow out his chest hair at will, so that we can have a scene where he does just that and suffocates a bad guy inside a cloud of his grown-out chest hair.
  11. Merlin_Ambrosius69 Force Ghost

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    Nicolas Cage in Chief Chirpa: Ewok Overlord. Rated R.
  12. Everton Chosen One

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    Nicolas Cage wakes up late in the morning (perhaps early afternoon) after a night on the town, only to find he's William T. Riker circa ST:TNG season two. He hooks up with Dr. Pulaski. They share three nights of passion. Unfortunately, Riker loses his commission when news of the relationship breaks in Ten Forward after a drunken game of poker with that barber guy, Guinan, Geordi and Data. Riker returns to Earth under a cloud and finds he can't hold down a job. So since it's the future he has a face transplant. His new face is that of Basil the Great Mouse Detective. Somehow this new guise is enough to get him a junior position aboard the Enterprise. He proves himself to be a competent junior officer. One day though, he encounters Spot in the corridor. Spot is hungry because Data was unavailable to feed him and Worf was too frightened to step in. Spot attacks, but Basil / Riker / Cage fights back - deploying all the deductive reasoning / walking-around-corners-at-an-angle he can muster. Eventually the brawl ends up in the Captain's Ready Room. Just as Spot is about to deliver the killer blow Captain Picard interjects. "Stop it!" Picard shouts. Picard offers Spot the position of Security Chief (much to Worf's annoyance) and after some intense Captain to Mouse Detective questioning (centering mostly on how a cartoon mouse was able to hold down a position of minor responsibility on the ship without arousing suspicion) it is revealed that Dr. Pulaski was (by now it's season three) held in such low esteem by everyone that Picard was looking for a reason to fire her. An inappropriate relationship with Riker was just such a reason (inappropriate because Deanna is still in love with Riker and we can't have anything getting in the way of that arc). Relieved, Riker comes clean about his disguise. Geordi and Data work out a way to construct a new face for Riker allowing him to return to his position as First Officer (a vacancy which, strangely, had not been filled). That night Riker goes to sleep and wakes up the next morning as Nicolas Cage. Cage puts the whole thing down to an alcoholic stupor and continues his existence as an average-to-decent Hollywood leading man.
  13. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    Remake Caligula, with him in the title role. Bam, now you got Brad Jones' (The Cinema Snob) new favorite movie.

    (He's a fan of both Nicolas Cage and the Malcolm McDowell Caligula movie, don't ya know.)
  14. Merlin_Ambrosius69 Force Ghost

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    Nicolas Cage IS Wonder Woman. Rated G.
  15. Darth Tunes SfC Commish on an "All-Star" break

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    Nicholas Cage as Charlie Sheen in Sheen Better Days.


    Los Angeles Lakers: Drama, guaranteed.
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  16. tom Chosen One

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    guys, these ideas are getting worse and worse. seriously everton, you couldn't have worked gul dukat in there somewhere?
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  17. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    Nicolas Cage plays.....

    The Guy With Only Half A Brain

    (See if you can tell the difference)
  18. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    This one, "DIED AND SEEK".

    http://ww.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/nf8w7/you_are_killed_and_death_lets_you_choose_a_game/

  19. PrincessKenobi New Films Manager of DOOM

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  20. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Nicolas Cage as Leonardo Da Vinci. In the year 1501, he is on the verge of completing a working version of his flying machine at the behest of the Medici family, as a means to restore them from their exile. However the machine is stolen by a secret society calling themselves "Invisus", who then frame him for an assassination attempt on Pope Alexander VI.

    Leonardo escapes the executioner, then must clear his name and defeat the Invisus.
  21. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    http://www.theonion.com/video/meet-the-man-inside-the-nicolas-cage-costume,27318/

  22. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    He's a guy who is sent to a mental institution wearing a straight jacket, where he makes little animals out of his fecal matter.

    Strangely enough, not a movie role.
  23. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    General Patton, Zombie Slayer. He should play Mengel, who creates the zombie horde.
  24. Esperanza_Nueva Force Ghost

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    Nicolas Cage as the next, next Karate Kid.
  25. Teegirloo Force Ghost

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    Celebrity Death Match against Danny Devito.