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JCC ideas for movies that nicolas cage should do

Discussion in 'Community' started by tom, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. FamousAmos

    FamousAmos VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Did you learn that from working on Mad Men?
     
  2. KissMeImARebel

    KissMeImARebel Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nicholas Cage as a ninja master in the year 2905 pursuing terrorists on a planet ripped off of Dune.
     
  3. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    [​IMG]

    Episode VII
     
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  4. FamousAmos

    FamousAmos VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You think you're so cool, don't you? [face_plain]
     
  5. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    nicolas cage as yoda's son?
     
  6. Adam of Nuchtern

    Adam of Nuchtern Jedi Master star 4

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    Nicolas Cage plays Charlie Kaufman as Charlie Kaufman tries to make a film about his attempt to make a biopic about Nicolas Cage.
     
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  7. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    I was going for Yoda's hillbilly nephew.
     
  8. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    **** That's frelling creepy!!
     
  9. jp-30

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    The Song Remains the Same.

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  10. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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  11. Billy_Dee_Binks

    Billy_Dee_Binks Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Damn you! I was just about to suggest "Being Nicholas Cage", directed by Charlie Kaufman. I like the twist you've added.

    P.S.: In case there are some Nicholas Cage fans out there who haven't seen it yet,
    go watch Werner Herzog's Bad Lieutenant - Port of Call: New Orleans (2009).
    It shows a bat-**** crazy, drug induced, sleep-deprived bad cop Cage.
    I don't there are many other actors out there who could have filled said role better than him.
     
  12. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    KILLING ME WON'T BRING YOU SAVIOR BACK!
     
  13. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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  14. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    that is poetry.
     
  15. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    can't you just hear him saying, "Dead or alive, you're coming with me?"
     
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  16. jp-30

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    How about he's trapped in a cage.

    CAGE is CAGED.
     
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  17. harpua

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    I love how on October 13, Dave predicted Episode 7 without intending to. :p
     
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  18. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    what about a film where nicolas cage plays a blind warrior monk who fights with a bo staff and he must recover the ancient dagger of the goose his brotherhood let fall into the hands of insidious german terrorists who are led by tim allen doing an awesome german accent.
     
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  19. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    how about a movie where nicolas cage is an expert deep sea diver investigating the wreck of the lusitania and he unravels a series of clues that lead to one of the biggest coverups in history
     
  20. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    nicolas cage stars in a film where he runs a pet shelter and takes in abused dogs and nurses them back to health and teaches them to love once more and along the way he meets the woman of his dreams who just so happens to run an underground s&m torture club and in the end he has to choose between her and the dogs
     
  21. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    okay so say nicolas cage is the chief food safety inspector at a planters dry roasted peanut factory and one day a tainted batch of peanuts slips through unnoticed and a bunch of people die and their families sue him and he is defended in court by a lawyer who has never lost a case and he sure as hell isn't going to lose this one
     
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  22. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Wow. These are all brilliant, Jacen. Sorry... Master Jacen.
     
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  23. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    thank you. i really hope the first one gets made because i bet tim allen could do a great hans gruber.
     
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  24. tom

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    how about if nicolas cage plays meriadoc brandybuck in the lord of the rings spinoff, "merry". here we see merry's descent into alcoholism and drug addiction as he longs for the days of the great war and that feeling that he was part of something.
     
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  25. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    nicolas cage stars as galactus in the new warner brothers picture, "galactus". here the great nicolas cage finally uncovers the softer, more vulnerable side of galactus. galactus isn't evil, he's just really, really hungry.
     
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