JCC ideas for movies that nicolas cage should do

Discussion in 'Community' started by tom, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Nicolas Cage is Howard Stern in "Cinderella on Fire", a Lars Von Trier movie about Howard Stern starring in a musical about Cinderella being a pyro.
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  2. tom Force Ghost

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    nicolas cage plays a new york city hot dog vendor who one day is suddenly abducted by a retired mob boss with alzheimer's (ted danson). after several tense scenes the two slowly bond and eventually share a heartwarming and romantic camping trip in upstate new york. it is there that lou (the mob boss), for once lucid and at peace, tragically dies in the arms of a heartbroken jim (the hot dog vendor).
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  3. hudzu Jedi Grand Master

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    nicolas cage plays the heir to an olde english kingdom. his father is dying of mercury poisoning when an alien armada invades and razes the kingdom to the ground. nicolas cage must rebuild his lands and reunite his people in rebellion against their alien overlords.
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  4. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Wasn't that the Tim Burton Superman movie?
  5. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Are you talking to Tom, Dave or Andrew?
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  7. Billy_Dee_Binks Jedi Master

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    A modern retelling of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, starring only Nicholas Cage, playing every mental institution patient.
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  8. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Andrew, of course.

    Actually, not "of course", as the any number of these excellent ideas were in Burton's Superman vision.
  9. Everton Force Ghost

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    In FOTR he should've played Boromir, in TTT Faramir and in ROTK Denethor, Faramir and Boromir.
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  10. tom Force Ghost

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    even better:

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    also guys it's nicolas cage's 49th birthday today!
  11. Everton Force Ghost

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    Reminds me of that Hobbit poster where all the dwarf faces were replaced with Ori's.
  12. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Except Ori is less awesome that Nicolas Cage. Look at Gimli! Frodo!

    Amazing.
  13. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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    Caddyshack 3 starring Nic Cage
  14. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Nic Cage could remake ET:

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    Or Voltron:

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    Culminating in a scene just before he confronts the villain (played by David Spade) his consciousness merges will all the lions to create Cagetron:

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  15. Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master

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    I too spend a little bit of time at r/onetruegod.
  16. AAAAAH Jedi Knight

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    cage would make a very sassy robocop. i don't know if ocp would put up with that much sass from one of its products.
  17. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    "We're more like Detroit protectors!"
  18. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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    [IMG]
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  19. AAAAAH Jedi Knight

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    oh neat, a smaller version of the one up there
  20. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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  21. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    There's a billion shrines to Jesus Cage on the web?
  22. Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master

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    Oh yes. It's there I go when I need to spiritually cleanse myself.
  23. Ender Sai Chosen One

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  24. RC-1991 Jedi Master

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  25. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Nic Cage in an Arlon biopic.
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