main
side
curve
  1. Welcome to the new boards! Details here!

JCC ideas for movies that nicolas cage should do

Discussion in 'Community' started by tom, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

    Registered:
    Nov 21, 2002
    Nicolas Cage is Howard Stern in "Cinderella on Fire", a Lars Von Trier movie about Howard Stern starring in a musical about Cinderella being a pyro.
     
    Violent Violet Menace , hudzu and tom like this.
  2. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Mar 14, 2004
    nicolas cage plays a new york city hot dog vendor who one day is suddenly abducted by a retired mob boss with alzheimer's (ted danson). after several tense scenes the two slowly bond and eventually share a heartwarming and romantic camping trip in upstate new york. it is there that lou (the mob boss), for once lucid and at peace, tragically dies in the arms of a heartbroken jim (the hot dog vendor).
     
  3. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Registered:
    Jun 1, 2003
    nicolas cage plays the heir to an olde english kingdom. his father is dying of mercury poisoning when an alien armada invades and razes the kingdom to the ground. nicolas cage must rebuild his lands and reunite his people in rebellion against their alien overlords.
     
  4. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2001
    Wasn't that the Tim Burton Superman movie?
     
  5. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Dec 14, 2000
    Are you talking to Tom, Dave or Andrew?
     
    JoinTheSchwarz likes this.
  6. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

    Registered:
    Nov 21, 2002
    Insider info.
     
  7. Billy_Dee_Binks

    Billy_Dee_Binks Jedi Grand Master star 4

    Registered:
    Mar 29, 2002
    A modern retelling of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, starring only Nicholas Cage, playing every mental institution patient.
     
    Darth Basin and Point Given like this.
  8. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2001
    Andrew, of course.

    Actually, not "of course", as the any number of these excellent ideas were in Burton's Superman vision.
     
  9. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

    Registered:
    Jul 18, 2003
    In FOTR he should've played Boromir, in TTT Faramir and in ROTK Denethor, Faramir and Boromir.
     
  10. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Mar 14, 2004
    even better:

    [​IMG]

    also guys it's nicolas cage's 49th birthday today!
     
  11. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

    Registered:
    Jul 18, 2003
    Reminds me of that Hobbit poster where all the dwarf faces were replaced with Ori's.
     
  12. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2001
    Except Ori is less awesome that Nicolas Cage. Look at Gimli! Frodo!

    Amazing.
     
  13. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

    Registered:
    May 25, 2001
    Caddyshack 3 starring Nic Cage
     
  14. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2001
    Nic Cage could remake ET:

    [​IMG]

    Or Voltron:

    [​IMG]


    Culminating in a scene just before he confronts the villain (played by David Spade) his consciousness merges will all the lions to create Cagetron:

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Dec 27, 2012
    I too spend a little bit of time at r/onetruegod.
     
  16. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 8, 2012
    cage would make a very sassy robocop. i don't know if ocp would put up with that much sass from one of its products.
     
  17. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2001
    "We're more like Detroit protectors!"
     
  18. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

    Registered:
    May 25, 2001
    [​IMG]
     
    Darth Basin and Darth_Invidious like this.
  19. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 8, 2012
    oh neat, a smaller version of the one up there
     
  20. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

    Registered:
    May 25, 2001
  21. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2001
    There's a billion shrines to Jesus Cage on the web?
     
  22. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Dec 27, 2012
    Oh yes. It's there I go when I need to spiritually cleanse myself.
     
  23. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2001
  24. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Dec 2, 2009
    http://www.reddit.com/r/onetruegod
     
  25. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Dec 14, 2000
    Nic Cage in an Arlon biopic.
     
    RC-1991 likes this.