JCC ideas for movies that nicolas cage should do

Discussion in 'Community' started by tom, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    I'm sure he can fake it enough to play a lesser being.
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  4. tom Chosen One

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    or a new character could be created: super jesus.
  5. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    How about Nicolas Cage plays Superman's father in the prequel to Superman the movie.
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    Nick Cage plays an orphan boy who finds out from Adam Sandler that he's a wizard, and he has an evil twin sister (also played by Cage) who can fire lasers out her eyes and wants to turn the moon into cheese.
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    No, beezel.

    What about Nic Cage showing off his dramatic range by playing Morrissey, Johnny Marr, Mike Joyce and Andy Rourke, at the height of the Smiths' career?

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    In a cameo, Cage could also play Robert Smith of the Cure. It would be an epic study of new wave in the UK in the 80s.

    Also, here's Jesus Cage, son of Cage:

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    Also, in the upcoming Justice League movie, Cage could play:

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  9. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Hunger Games spinoff with Nick Cage in the lead and playing the rest of the contestants.

    Nickness Evercage
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  10. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    innerspace 2: nicolas cage is shrunk and is put inside a pod thing and injected into nicolas cage, who is shrunk and is put inside a pod thing and injected into nicolas cage.
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    Remake 2001: A Space Odyssey with Nicolas Cage playing everyone, monolith included.
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    I just found out that Nicholas Cage and I have the same birthday (yesterday). So he should play me?
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    But it's so right.
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    Cherry Bomb: The True Story of the Runaways

    Starring:

    Nicolas Cage as: Cherie Curry
    Nicolas Cage as: Lita Ford
    Nicolas Cage as: Joan Jett
    Nicolas Cage as: Micki Steele
    Nicolas Cage as: Sandy West

    Hello World, He's your Wild Girl
    He's a ch ch ch ch ch ch ch Cherry Bomb!
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  18. tom Chosen One

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    posted in this thread like a year ago.
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    The Life and Times of Rose Boy
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  21. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Nuh uh.
  22. Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Grand Master

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    Nic Cage in the Avengers movie playing everyone!
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    Nic Cage starring as everyone in a previously existig movie does not a good Nic Cage movie make.
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  25. Legolas Skywalker Force Ghost

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    He can play in a movie where he is Superman or dressing up as a Unicorn
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