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JCC ideas for movies that nicolas cage should do

Discussion in 'Community' started by tom, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    ...playing Jesus.
     
  2. Point Given

    Point Given Mod of Literature and Community star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    playing?
     
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  3. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    I'm sure he can fake it enough to play a lesser being.
     
  4. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    or a new character could be created: super jesus.
     
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  5. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    How about Nicolas Cage plays Superman's father in the prequel to Superman the movie.
     
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  6. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nick Cage plays an orphan boy who finds out from Adam Sandler that he's a wizard, and he has an evil twin sister (also played by Cage) who can fire lasers out her eyes and wants to turn the moon into cheese.
     
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  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    No, beezel.

    What about Nic Cage showing off his dramatic range by playing Morrissey, Johnny Marr, Mike Joyce and Andy Rourke, at the height of the Smiths' career?

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    In a cameo, Cage could also play Robert Smith of the Cure. It would be an epic study of new wave in the UK in the 80s.

    Also, here's Jesus Cage, son of Cage:

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  8. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Also, in the upcoming Justice League movie, Cage could play:

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  9. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Hunger Games spinoff with Nick Cage in the lead and playing the rest of the contestants.

    Nickness Evercage
    "Killing me won't win your goddamned tournament!"
     
  10. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    innerspace 2: nicolas cage is shrunk and is put inside a pod thing and injected into nicolas cage, who is shrunk and is put inside a pod thing and injected into nicolas cage.
     
  11. GenAntilles

    GenAntilles Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Remake 2001: A Space Odyssey with Nicolas Cage playing everyone, monolith included.
     
  12. heels1785

    heels1785 JCC/PT/New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    I just found out that Nicholas Cage and I have the same birthday (yesterday). So he should play me?
     
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  13. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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  14. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

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  15. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost star 8

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    But it's so right.
     
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  16. Placeholder

    Placeholder Jedi Knight star 4

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    Cherry Bomb: The True Story of the Runaways

    Starring:

    Nicolas Cage as: Cherie Curry
    Nicolas Cage as: Lita Ford
    Nicolas Cage as: Joan Jett
    Nicolas Cage as: Micki Steele
    Nicolas Cage as: Sandy West

    Hello World, He's your Wild Girl
    He's a ch ch ch ch ch ch ch Cherry Bomb!
     
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  17. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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  18. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    posted in this thread like a year ago.
     
  19. Isotope217

    Isotope217 Jedi Master star 4

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    Brainstorm remake
     
  20. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    The Life and Times of Rose Boy
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  21. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Nuh uh.
     
  22. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    Nic Cage in the Avengers movie playing everyone!
     
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  23. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Nic Cage starring as everyone in a previously existig movie does not a good Nic Cage movie make.
     
  24. Krusty the Clone

    Krusty the Clone Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Faces of Death
     
  25. Deputy Rick Grimes

    Deputy Rick Grimes Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    He can play in a movie where he is Superman or dressing up as a Unicorn