Chic, IL if a actor or actress would date you who would you pick?

i'd pick natalie portman

 

That's original.

 

"if an actor or actress would date you..."

what's this "if" business???

any actor or actress would be proud to date me.

i'm married to the finest actress alive. she acts like i'm not stupid or a raging nerd. that's all I can ask for.

 

If that's the case, we all deserve Oscars, Emmys and Tonys just for our claim of liking you.

 

I wouldn't want to date an actor. They're too fake. Circus performers are my passion.

 

i'd pick sithman.

 

jeff, come ON.

you call that "pretending to like me"?

where's the fake e-mails asking to hang out? where's the expertly acted phone calls? where's the surprise birthday gifts?

you barely deserve a blockbuster award, pal.

 

I'm just depresed cuz Monica Bellucci and that frog she's married to are having a kid. I respect her decision to play hard-to-get with me, but this is getting ridiculous.

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