Discussion in 'Denver, CO' started by kitarusapien, Mar 5, 2002.
BRICK: Ha. Come on, Slag, let's go check out that ship!
SLAG: Heyyyy, look at the tech on this baby! Modified power couplings, first-class flux stabilizers....
BRICK: Hey....you know what this ship is?!? This is the Millenium Falcon!
SLAG: The Falcon!? The most notorious ship in the galaxy!! Oh ho, man, I'm gonna love strippin' this starship!
Sound: Brick and Slag start attacking the Falcon with tools.
LEIA: Oh no--those scavengers are between us and the Millenium Falcon!
HAN: Hey, they're trying to steal my ship!
CHEWBACCA: HOWLS WITH OUTRAGE.
LEIA: Han, wait--!
Sound: More blaster fire, bouncing off the Falcon's hull.
HAN: Get away from my ship, scum!!! Come on, Chewie!!
LEIA: Don't be crazy!
SLAG: See Brick, it ain't workin'! Here they come!
BRICK: I got things under control. Uh, let's see....Activate dis, uh, remote that opens the cargo door on my transport ship, and....
Sound: Cargo door opens. A group of large animal noises, like pit bulls on steroids.
LANDO: Watch it, Han!!! They're releasing a pack of Neks!!!!
HAN: (grunts as he dives back behind cover) Neks? What are Neks?
LEIA: Cyborrean battle dogs, armoured and fitted with attack stimulators. They kill on sight.
HAN: Yeah, and they're ugly too. We'd better get out of here.
LEIA: Wait. I think I can handle them. Luke taught me how to use the Force to sow confusion in the minds of others. It's faster than a blaster, and a lot less messy.
HAN: I don't know, sweetheart, I think I'd prefer a blaster. That way I know they're not gonna gnaw off my leg when my back is turned. Besides, I'm not even sure these things have minds.
Sound: A humming, rising in volume and pitch.
LEIA: Just got to concentrate.....concentrate....
Sound: The dogs suddenly start yelping, running off into the distance.
HAN: Huh. The dogs are turning tail. Leia, I apologize, I didn't know you could--