If Berti was in Star Wars who would he be?

Discussion in 'Scotland' started by Lukesdogwalker, Oct 14, 2004.

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  1. Lukesdogwalker Jedi Knight

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    Ok, if Scotland manager Berti Vogts was a Star Wars character who would he be?

    I think he must be a sith because he fills me with fear anger and hate.
  2. malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA

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    No, he's clearly JarJar Binks. Looked like a good idea on paper, but ended up being hated by millions of fans.
  3. Lukesdogwalker Jedi Knight

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    Ha Ha, aye good one and David Taylor would make a good Tuskan Raider cause anyone who spends that much time with his head in the sand must know one or to things about the desert
  4. arabiansanchez Jedi Master

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    I'd say 3PO- means well but is ultimately a fumbling fool/sideshow with no real purpose.
  5. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    Moff Tarkin, for his endless optimism in the face of disaster.

    'evacuate ? in our moment of triumph ? I think no.........KA-WHOOOOOOOM'
  6. Cobranaconda Force Ghost

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    Whoever the main quitter is, as he quit.
  7. robbie_20002002 Jedi Master

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    Berti Vogts is Darth Vader.

    A shadow of his former self, with a reputation undeserved. Apart from occassionally strangling Charlie Nicholas and biting off hands in the media, he constantly messses up. He chops and changes his personnel too much. He leads the Death Star to the rebels and allows the princess to escape with the plans for Scotlands (lack of) defence. He then seems to have Holland on the backfoot in ESB before screwing it all up in ROTJ and getting humped 6-0.

    Damn. :p
  8. malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA

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    fantastic post :) very accurate observations.

    Is Gordon Strachan an ewok ?
  9. I_AM_GEEK Jedi Master

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    I remember an old episode of Off the Ball which did the scottish team as star wars characters.

    Berti was Yoda, more due to his english speakin abilities rather than his wisdom.

    Barry Ferguson was Chewbazza the last of the Nedi.

    And best of all Scott Dobie was Onli-Wan-Scottdobi
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