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ST If Chewbacca is married, what 5-6 foot tall actress would you cast?

Discussion in 'Sequel Trilogy' started by TiniTinyTony , Apr 8, 2014.

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  1. plaidphoenix

    plaidphoenix Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    While I don't think Chewbacca is a homosexual, I don't think it's unreasonable or out of line to ask if we'll see a character in the ST that is a member of the LGBT community. I don't think they should include one just for the sake of inclusion, but that being said, I don't think it would take away from the Star Wars experience if it happens.
     
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  2. dolphin

    dolphin Chosen One star 5

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    Speak for yourself.
     
  3. Grand_Moff_Jawa

    Grand_Moff_Jawa Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Incest wasn't intended until after George changed the story. Bad example. Inter-species relations don't exist in real life. We'll let a mod decide this one.
     
  4. thejeditraitor

    thejeditraitor Chosen One star 6

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    holy crap. what is going on?
     
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  5. plaidphoenix

    plaidphoenix Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I was speaking for myself. If I wasn't, I'd put it in a quote.
     
  6. Grand_Moff_Jawa

    Grand_Moff_Jawa Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    A difference of opinion about how hilarious it is to poke fun at gay people. [face_waiting]
     
  7. I Are The Internets

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    Hello. Is Chewbacca homosexual? Very nice! Perhaps wife played by great Pamela Anderson?



    Ok enough of that nonsense. Does Chewie really need to be married?
     
  8. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Chosen One star 4

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    I hate to get in the middle of this, but that seems like an overreaction. I don't think anybody was poking fun at gay people.

    Honestly, this whole thread is pretty silly and I'm not surprised that it would give way to these kinds of diversions so quickly.

    Then again, I may have a hard time taking it seriously due to the whole "5-6 foot tall actress" thing in the title.
     
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  9. StoneRiver

    StoneRiver Force Ghost star 4

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    This is a joke thread right? That's why I posted a picture of a group of women, chose the smallest one for Chewies wife, and she is stood next to a giant amazon of a woman who would clearly be more appropriate for a wookie. Surely, this isn't a serious discussion?

    Is it time Mods?
     
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  10. Grand_Moff_Jawa

    Grand_Moff_Jawa Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I'm sure many would see this as an overreaction. Here's how it comes across to me: "Let's make Chewie GAY! It will be hilarious!" The OP said he meant it in jest, so he was making fun of gay people.
     
  11. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    what the op said in jest was aimed at highlighting the assumption that chewbacca was straight, not to specifically make fun of anyone. if someone is determined to make themselves a three course meal from such a dry piece of turd, that's their biz.
     
  12. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    You know, this thread used to be funny until people had to randomly politicize it. You are why we can't have nice things.
     
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  13. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    not usually my style. i messed up, it got away from me, and for my part, i apologise to all.
     
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  14. The_Riddler

    The_Riddler Jedi Master star 3

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    I was going to say Frances De La Tour, and was shocked to just find out she is 5'8

    so there goes my casting choice :p
     
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  15. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    lol, didn't they big her up for potter?
     
  16. The_Riddler

    The_Riddler Jedi Master star 3

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    that's why I thought she was mega tall :p

    But considering Coltrane isn't a giant in size himself I don't know why I assumed she would be, but what do I know? :p

    I think she had a bit part in Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland and thought she was tall in that (though she was sat down through her whole performance)
     
  17. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    i guess if they do go this route, it's important they get it right. you don't want.......

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  18. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Chewie could be married to a Hoojib who rides on his shoulder. Size matters not.
     
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  19. plaidphoenix

    plaidphoenix Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    I was thinking about this, but then I thought, nah, that's too far out of left field. :)
     
  20. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    many bothans died in chewie's quest for love
     
  21. Grand_Moff_Jawa

    Grand_Moff_Jawa Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I apologize for my part as well. Some subjects are taboo here for a reason. Move along, move along.
     
  22. T-R-

    T-R- Chosen One star 5

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    How about Amanda Lucas? Anyone can play Malla
     
  23. Fastback

    Fastback Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Who cares who plays chewies wife the actress will be in a suit, it could be a former bastketball player. I would aso think they will have Chewies nephew Lobacca at Jedi.
     
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  24. Among the Clouds

    Among the Clouds Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Dang. That David Bowie pic makes me wish he was in Ep. 7. In any role.

    Oh, and I don't think Chewie needs a wife. If we didn't see female wookiees in ROTS, we probably won't see them at all unless they go back to Kashyyyk. I'd think.
     
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  25. I Are The Internets

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    Peter Mayhew could play both roles.
     
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