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If I don't post anymore, it's because I might be getting sacked!

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Ooh_Aah_Cantona, Apr 3, 2002.

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  1. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Feck. I just had a go at an Assistant Director by mistake. Not my fault I tell ya. I gotta go to her office now. And she's a lesbo.

    //worried.
     
  2. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Mar 25, 2000
    Good luck mate!

    What did you say to her?
     
  3. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    What's her sexuality got to do with it??

    You didn't call her a carpet muncher or something..did you?
     
  4. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    I think the problem is, being a lesbian means he ain't gonna charm his way out of this one....
     
  5. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Maybe she fancies someone in the office and wants to know if she's good in bed?
     
  6. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Sep 21, 1999
    Charm!!!

    LOL

    You're confusing Charm with Smarm
     
  7. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oh mate

    // gives a you big cigar to chew

    Swagger in and put your feet up on her desk. That's bound to go in your favour.

    Best of British. Ser-arse-ly.
     
  8. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    lmao!!! 10 points to Andy!
     
  9. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    And if the swagger doesn't work, just give her the cigar
     
  10. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    After all, Clinton did....
     
  11. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Reason for having a go Chet? And did you know she was an assistant director? If not, you broke rule #3... never get angry at people you don't know :p
     
  12. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Remember not to take your dress to the dry cleaners after, Chet
     
  13. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 17, 2000
    good luck!
     
  14. nemco1

    nemco1 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Apr 19, 2001
    Wow he hasn't posted back, could it be the end of chet???
     
  15. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    For god sake to waggle your tongue at her...
     
  16. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Seriously though, is she allowed to sack him just because he had an argument with her? That's taking the realms of power a bit far, and he could very well sue if they did. Or am I being incredibly naive? I skipped the whole employment law section at uni, it was boring
     
  17. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Here's a joke that might help break the ice:

    Q. What did one vampire lesbian say to the other?
    A. See you next month
     
  18. LadyVader81

    LadyVader81 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Jan 2, 2001
    they can I think, I know I got disaplined before for saying "what" to someone
     
  19. ObiJohnKenobi

    ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Who did you say it to? Samuel L Jackson?
     
  20. nemco1

    nemco1 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    maybe they will take one of his assistants away as punishment . Noooooo!!

    I think it depends on what he said to her and how.
     
  21. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    LOL @ OJK

    Did he tell you to get your well-laid ass the hell outta his sight?
     
  22. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Did you read the report about what Samuel L Jackson said to George Lucas about his character for Episode III?
     
  23. MayhemUK

    MayhemUK Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'm sorry, did I disturb your concentration? :p
     
  24. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    :(

    and don't let the fact that she's a lesbian fool you.

    Chet'll just take that as a challenge. ;)

     
  25. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    That wasn't so bad. She gave me a lecture about being surly and sarcstic on the phone but she saw the funny side. It was her fault anyway. She tried to dial personnel but kept forgetting to put the prefix in front. So eventually I became fed up and went into sarcasm mode. Unfortunately, she recognised my voice before I realsed who it was.

    Oh and she mings by the way.
     
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