If I don't post anymore, it's because I might be getting sacked!

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Ooh_Aah_Cantona, Apr 3, 2002.

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  1. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Feck. I just had a go at an Assistant Director by mistake. Not my fault I tell ya. I gotta go to her office now. And she's a lesbo.

    //worried.
  2. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 25, 2000
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    Good luck mate!

    What did you say to her?
  3. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 21, 1999
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    What's her sexuality got to do with it??

    You didn't call her a carpet muncher or something..did you?
  4. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    I think the problem is, being a lesbian means he ain't gonna charm his way out of this one....
  5. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Maybe she fancies someone in the office and wants to know if she's good in bed?
  6. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 21, 1999
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    Charm!!!

    LOL

    You're confusing Charm with Smarm
  7. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    Oh mate

    // gives a you big cigar to chew

    Swagger in and put your feet up on her desk. That's bound to go in your favour.

    Best of British. Ser-arse-ly.
  8. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    lmao!!! 10 points to Andy!
  9. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    And if the swagger doesn't work, just give her the cigar
  10. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    After all, Clinton did....
  11. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    Mar 20, 2001
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    Reason for having a go Chet? And did you know she was an assistant director? If not, you broke rule #3... never get angry at people you don't know :p
  12. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Remember not to take your dress to the dry cleaners after, Chet
  13. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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  14. nemco1 Jedi Knight

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    Wow he hasn't posted back, could it be the end of chet???
  15. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    For god sake to waggle your tongue at her...
  16. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Seriously though, is she allowed to sack him just because he had an argument with her? That's taking the realms of power a bit far, and he could very well sue if they did. Or am I being incredibly naive? I skipped the whole employment law section at uni, it was boring
  17. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Here's a joke that might help break the ice:

    Q. What did one vampire lesbian say to the other?
    A. See you next month
  18. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    they can I think, I know I got disaplined before for saying "what" to someone
  19. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    Who did you say it to? Samuel L Jackson?
  20. nemco1 Jedi Knight

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    Apr 19, 2001
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    maybe they will take one of his assistants away as punishment . Noooooo!!

    I think it depends on what he said to her and how.
  21. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL @ OJK

    Did he tell you to get your well-laid ass the hell outta his sight?
  22. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Did you read the report about what Samuel L Jackson said to George Lucas about his character for Episode III?
  23. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    I'm sorry, did I disturb your concentration? :p
  24. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    :(

    and don't let the fact that she's a lesbian fool you.

    Chet'll just take that as a challenge. ;)

  25. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    That wasn't so bad. She gave me a lecture about being surly and sarcstic on the phone but she saw the funny side. It was her fault anyway. She tried to dial personnel but kept forgetting to put the prefix in front. So eventually I became fed up and went into sarcasm mode. Unfortunately, she recognised my voice before I realsed who it was.

    Oh and she mings by the way.
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