If I Ruled An Evil Empire.....

Discussion in 'Ft. Lauderdale, FL' started by DarthAnejo, Oct 3, 2002.

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  1. DarthAnejo Jedi Padawan

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    Sep 7, 2002
    Based on Episode 1, the Phantom Menace, this is the top seven things I would do if I ruled an evil empire...
    I would fire all of my veteran starship pilots and replace them with eight year old kids. Futhermore, I would not allow these kids to even see the inside of a starfighter until the time of battle. This will prevent the kids from having any of that nasty experience that is so detrimental to experienced career pilots.
    Since I am an evil villian, perhaps I will ignore the rule that states I can only have one apprentice. I will train several.
    If I suddenly find out that the young queen that is vital to the success of my plans has a duplicate/clone/decoy, I will capture or kill both just to be on the safe side.
    I will purchase the robots that have internal power and processing units instead of the ones that depend on a single orbitting platform. They may be a little more expensive, but I feel they are worth it.
    If I find that the young queen who is vital to my plans has escaped to a backwater planet, I will send more that one person to retrieve her, and I will send a really big ship too.
    When I am sending the young queen who is vital to the success of my plans to a detention center with a small escort of ineffective robots, I will not send the crew to her personal starship with her. Perhaps I'll just kill them immediately.
    When I take over the palace of any ruler, and that ruler escapes, I'll have the codes on all the locks changed immediately. :)

    -Courtesy Boba Fett's Home Sector.com
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