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If I were a character in SW, I would NOT want to be...

Discussion in 'Classic Trilogy' started by DarthDrew, Feb 28, 2003.

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  1. DarthDrew

    DarthDrew Jedi Master star 4

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    Feel free to post any character you wouldn't want to be here. I thought about this last night while watching Ep V.

    I would not want to be a co-pilot of Luke Skywalker. Consider R2 gets fried once (Ep IV) and falls into a lake and almost eaten in Ep V. Also consider his gunner at Hoth gets cooked after Luke tells him not to worry about the fire control system, "naahhh... we won't need that! Let's just take our chances."

    I tell ya... Luke is a freakin' jinx to his partners! If I was told I would be partnered with Luke, I'd be running the other way!

    Who would you not want to be?
     
  2. SithLord-Will

    SithLord-Will Jedi Master star 3

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    Anyone without a last name....Notice how they seem to not last long?
     
  3. DarthGelatinous

    DarthGelatinous Jedi Master star 2

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    I wouldn't want to be an Admiral anywhere near Lord Vader in ESB.
     
  4. Admiral_Thrawn60

    Admiral_Thrawn60 Jedi Youngling star 6

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    I wouldn't wanna be that guy Obi-Wan slices up in the bar.
     
  5. Emos-Edud

    Emos-Edud Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The Rancor Keeper. Man, that guy really let himself go. And his pet died.
     
  6. porkins14

    porkins14 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Anyone without a last name....Notice how they seem to not last long?

    I thought they all have last names. Unless you consider guys like Biggs and Daq as not having last names because the movie doenst mention them. Well the movie doesnt name Wedge's last name (Antilles), and he lasts two death star attacks
     
  7. burrisjedimaster1

    burrisjedimaster1 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Greedo, Greedo, Greedo!
     
  8. Imperial_March

    Imperial_March Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Bobba Fett and any others who fall into sarlaac

     
  9. jedi_master_ousley

    jedi_master_ousley Manager Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jabba the Hutt. I've been skinny my whole life, and being that fat would lead to suicide.
     
  10. han_solo_321

    han_solo_321 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I would NOT want to be anyone that dies!
     
  11. Darth-Stryphe

    Darth-Stryphe Former Mod and City Rep star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Or anyone who fell in the sarlacc (technically, they didn't die in the saga, they out lived everyone as they sat inside the sarlacc for the next thousand years).
     
  12. YodaJediMaster12

    YodaJediMaster12 Jedi Master star 4

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    Well, being the Emperor wouldn't be too great after getting tossed down the reactor shaft...
     
  13. NiktosRule

    NiktosRule Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I wouldn't want to be Vader being horrible scarred and not being able to breath on my own and all. That would suck. Plus you would also have to look at the Emperor's ugly mug all the time.
     
  14. DarthDrew

    DarthDrew Jedi Master star 4

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    My wife says she would not want to be Oola - the dancing girl that got thrown into the Rancor pit.

    I, naturally, had to disagree with her. I would hate to be Neela, the one that survived. She had to see it happen and contemplate it possibly happening all the way up until after our man Jabba died.
     
  15. SenatorPadme

    SenatorPadme Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I wouldn't want to be Boba Fett. I wouldn't want to be involved in any shady dealings with Vader of all people. 8-}
     
  16. Padawan915

    Padawan915 Jedi Master star 6

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    I would not want to be Bib Fortuna. He's easily corrupted by the Force and eventually dies on the Sail Barge. What a shame. :p
     
  17. Bjork

    Bjork Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I wouldn't want to be 3PO. I mean really - everyone is always putting him down and getting annoyed by him. Poor guy probably needs counseling now...

    -Bjork.
     
  18. Diogonese

    Diogonese Jedi Youngling star 2

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    ...I wouldn't want to be the guy who empties Vader's phlegm cup.
     
  19. Diogonese

    Diogonese Jedi Youngling star 2

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    ...I wouldn't want to be the emperor's chiropractor.
     
  20. Diogonese

    Diogonese Jedi Youngling star 2

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    ...and I DEFINATLY wouldn't want to work at the laundromat where Ben Kenobi drops his wash.
     
  21. -Winter-

    -Winter- Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Padmé. I wouldn't want to marry someone 4 years younger than me, who is a brat and turns to the dark side. And I would die young, never having the chance to see my kids growing up. :(
     
  22. Darth Kroger

    Darth Kroger Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Porkins.

    Or whichever nameless Rebel pilot it was that screamed "Loosen up!" just before their X-Wing exploded. They're the worst final words I've ever heard.

    I mean really, it sounds like something out of "Saturday Night Fever" or something. I expect a musical dance number to immediately follow......

    ;)
     
  23. ISD_Devastator

    ISD_Devastator Jedi Master star 4

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    A Death Star gunner.
    Impossible job: try to hit small, quick thingies with a cannon that's designed to target slow capital ships, while those small fighters are trying to blow your station to tiny bits.
    Must be frustrating...
     
  24. rodan70

    rodan70 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Grand Moff Tarkin or Jec Porkins, thye just didn't see it comming
     
  25. AdamBertocci

    AdamBertocci Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I would NOT want to be...

    ... played by Jake Lloyd in the movie version.




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