If I were a character in SW, I would NOT want to be...

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  1. Spike_Spiegel Former FF Administrator Former Saga Mod

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    Aug 12, 2002
    star 6
    Porkins...

    First, unable to score and then DEAD!

    That has to suck!
  2. Trojan_Sock Jedi Youngling

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    Feb 27, 2003
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    "I DEFINATLY wouldn't want to work at the laundromat where Ben Kenobi drops his wash.

    Who said he washes it? (I wouldn't want to be his robe! [face_laugh] )

    The Force can be a powerful detergent ;)
  3. Trojan_Sock Jedi Youngling

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  4. Vanthorne_OX Jedi Knight

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    Nov 11, 2002
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    A dianoga would'nt be so bad. But a Death Star garbage chute cleaner would be an awful job.

    Send the droid.
  5. AdmiralOzzal Jedi Knight

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    Mar 12, 2002
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    the laughing rat thing that sat next to Jabba (sorry I can't seem to remember his name) . . .

    first you spend every day, all day sitting next to that nasty, smelly tub of lard and then you get manhandled by R2 right before you die in a fiery crash . . .

    sad very sad . . .

    (he did beat the hell out of 3PO though, but that isn't saying much . . . ooops, sorry Bjork) . . .
  6. Ariana Lang Jedi Youngling

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    Oct 10, 1999
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    Leia. I couldn't handle Jabba the Hutt all over me in ROTJ. Plus her whole planet blows up. And she gets tortured. I mean, this girl goes through waaaaay too much.
  7. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

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    Jun 19, 1999
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    I wouldn't want to be Vader.

    He's my favorite character and I think he's very heroic, but you can't deny that he had an awful, awful life. What the Force and destiny did to him reminds me of that line from Death of a Salesman about using a man until he's completely spent, then unceremoniously throwing away the peel.
  8. Zaxxon Force Ghost

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    Mar 12, 2002
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    I wouldnt want to be walrus man. Your drunk friend mouths off at a bar and you lose an arm over it.

  9. Trojan_Sock Jedi Youngling

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  10. Ric Olie's Hairdresser Jedi Master

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    Jul 20, 1999
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    Dengar. Just look at him. Nuff said.
  11. Tarkins-Foul-Stench Jedi Knight

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    Mar 4, 2003
    Chewbacca, I mean did you see his family in the Christmas Special? Yeeesh.
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