JCC If immigration test questions were made up by

Regular Americans instead of History and constitutional professors.

Which one of these is not an American Sport and never will be
1. Football
2. Basketball
3. Baseball
4. Soccer

Which American president was shot while in Texas and with what famous bombshell did he allegedly have an affair with?

Where is Silicon Valley?

 

Welcome to beezeltown!

 

Me and my cousin actually used to joke about this sort of thing. In our version the questions were about celebrity gossip and relationships.

 

Upstate NY is not backwards whatsoever. We pay tons of taxes just like you do downstater. The only difference we didn't elect a blowhard who promised a to tax the rich for prek. He's gonna ruin your city.

 

That's not a question, beezel26.

 

It's pronounced BESELTON

 

Beezel, what is this? What are you doing? Why are all your threads the consistency of afterbirth? Stop. Please. Stop.

Stop.

No more.

Stop.

Stop.

 

es just went all wocky on the beese

 

If ever there was an expert on our boards about immigration and starting life over in another country...

 

And blowing money on homeless hookers not blowing...

 

Beezel, exactly how many times now would you say that you have jumped the shark?

 

you are in a forest in winter and you come across a bunch of fully clothed nudists. what do you do?

a) take pictures of fully clothed nudists with intent to sell on internet; laugh maniacally
b) enquire why these fully clothed nudists are fully clothed in the first place and contront them on their level of dedication to the nudist cause
c) advise these fully clothed nudists to perhaps come back in the summer
d) ask the fully clothed nudists if, when they do come back in the summer, you can take pictures of them in the nude

 

You may be okay with wasteful government spending, but if you think beezel is going to lose thousands of dollars to false promises and not get anything out of it. . .




Oh, wait.

 

"immigration test"

 

Yeah because, that right there, that's the only problem with this thread.

 

I don't think anyone has ever said there is only one problem with a beezel thread.

 

For the life of me, I couldn't create a beezel thread myself.

This, I am ok with though. Just remarking...

 

Beezel, you’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

 

*makes an origami*

 

i can create a beezel thread. it's easy.

subject: if the mods were viking ships

body: what if we were in a war with vikings and the mods were the boats that the vikings came in. what kind of personalities would the boats have and also how would they fight. they wouldnt have any ban buttons if they were boats haha.

 

I didn't buy it. You're close.

Needs more acid.

Adam of Nuchtern, wrong person.

You need to apply that test to Wocky, who is Nexus 6.

 

Close, but the subject line needs to cut off half way through and continue as a sentence in the body.