ST If Jar Jar died in Star Wars VII, how should he die?

I'm stuck between whether he should be killed by force lightning, eaten by a Rancor, digested over thousands of years by a Sarlacc, shot first by Han Solo or have a whole new Death Star constructed just to take him out. What are some creative ways you can think of?

 

Potato.

 

IBTL!

 

Bob kills him

 

He bugs Boba Fett while him and Deadpool are picking up Disney Princess... end of story.


Oh, IBTL.

Edit: Nope, not done... more havok needed by that epic pairing.


Sorry, it needed more Star Wars...

 

First he'll get his eyes chopped off by a lightsaber. Then he'll trip over a power converter and fall into the Sarlaac. ...buurp.

 

He'll inadvertently cause his and the galaxy's destruction through clumsiness probably...

 

Death by Sarlacc!

 

He gets cloned by those cloner aliens and ends up overpopulating the galaxy. So it's just 3 movies of them slaughtering Jar Jar...over and over...he can die anyway you want really, a thousand times. Jar Jars biting it by the thousands. It'd be great!

 

How about he dies because he was running with scissors... and tripped. Its a classic. You cant go wrong with classics.

 

Meesa back! Meesa back! Meesa back! Meesa back!

Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!

 

So this is how Jar Jar dies... with thunderous applause.

 

Aaahhh.... Good ol' Jar Jar hate... it never gets old... gotta love it!

 

I actually want to see a Jar-Jar cameo but, like, one of those random shots of a Star Wars-ian cityscape the heroes are walking down (that happens a lot in the movies) and you just see Jar-Jar running from from one end of the screen to another, squealing Jar-Jar gibberish, and then right behind him is an angry horde shooting blasters and hollering at him. You don't find out what happens.

 

Palpatine clones him, sends him and his clones to be targets at the shooting range at Stromtrooper academy... but due to a clarical error they end up becoming the shooting instructors their. Thus explaining why Stromtroopers cant hit anything (*except red shirts). The clones and Jar Jar still are still instuctors there... they're not dead.

 

Running in the pool area.

 

An unfortunate misconception about how lightsabers work.

 

He pulls a Luke? And hits the activation button? Classic Jar Jar move right there.

You sir win the thread.

 

I think simply off with his head using a lightsaber ....prittty much like what should have happened in EP1 the moment he opened his mouth Obi-Wan should have sliced off his head......

 

I think he's already dead of old age... he's not Chewbacca who was already 200yrso by the time of the OT.

 

He needs to die in a particularly non-Star Warsy way. Like tripping and falling into traffic or something. An unmemorable ending to a character we all wish we could forget.

 

Flesh eating disease.

You know, Cabin Fever style.

 

He and his ship the Century Gungan go down in a blaze of glory after Jar Jar bravely sacrifices himself while saving the ST's main character. Since Lucas's original concept for Han resembled Jar Jar, it only makes sense that Jar Jar gets the heroic death scene that everybody and their grandmother expects Han to have.

 

Roasted and eaten alive by Ewoks. But the Ewoks don't realize they're allergic to Gungans and they all die from anaphylactic shock, thus getting rid of two annoying alien races in one fell swoop.