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If Luke killed Vader on Bespin what would Yoda have told him?

Discussion in 'Classic Trilogy' started by jabba_the_nut, Nov 8, 2003.

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  1. jabba_the_nut

    jabba_the_nut Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I know it's kind of a long shot, but Luke did get that shoulder hit in. What if he'd managed to kill him?
     
  2. farraday

    farraday Jedi Knight star 7

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    Yoda: Good News and Bad news I have. Leia your sister is, but Vader is your father.

    Luke: Leia's my sister? Oh my god that's horrible news!
     
  3. jabba_the_nut

    jabba_the_nut Jedi Youngling star 2

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    LOL

    I was thinking:

    YODA: Something important to say about Vader and your father I have.

    LUKE: Okay, what is it?

    YODA: Uhhh...

    LUKE: No, really, what is it?

    YODA: Uhhh... something important Obi-Wan has to say, I meant.

    OBI-WAN'S GHOST: No! I mean... what's that? (looks into the distance) I think Qui-Gon's ghost is calling me... very important Jedi afterlife business... I'll uh, talk to you two later. After Yoda gets done with whatever he's talking about.

    YODA: ...

    LUKE: ...

    YODA: ...start cooking dinner, I must. Pick this up with Obi-Wan gets back, we will.
     
  4. Marbe

    Marbe Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Luke: Master, was Darth Vader my father?

    Yoda: Your father he was not. Your father I am, Luke.

    Luke: Wha? Ben said Vader betrayed and murdered my father.

    Yoda: Ah, from a certain point of view he did.

    Luke: What's that supposed to mean? You're not dead.

    Yoda: Ah, dead I am.

    Luke: No you're not.

    Yoda: Yes I am.

    Luke: No you're not.

    Yoda: Argue with me you will not.

    Luke: It's not an argument, it's a contradiction.

    Yoda: Grounded you are.

    Luke: No I'm not.

    Yoda: Yes you are...
     
  5. SpaceTape

    SpaceTape Jedi Youngling

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    Yoda as Lukes father?

    NOOOOOO!!!!!

    That's not true! That's impossible!
     
  6. OutlawYoda

    OutlawYoda Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Luke: *jumps out of his X-Wing, runs over to Yodas hut and kicks the door down* Ah yea! Whose number one baby?! *holds Darth Vaders helmet high in the air*
    Yoda: the what hell?!
    Luke: He shoots! *tosses the helmet on Yodas baffled head* He scores! *jumps up and down and starts taunting the old Jedi Master* Nah nah nah nah nah, I killed Darth Vader, nah nah nah nah nah!
    *Yoda sits there in shock, jaw dropped and eyes open wide*
    Yoda: *gasps* Impossible this is!
    Luke: Not impossible, inevitable!
    Yoda: But.. Vader, your father he was! Didn't expect you to kill him I thought. It was just a prank, me and Obiwan thought of to teach you a lesson! But this, this is much worse!
    Luke: I grow tired of your blabbering.
    *uses the force to call upon Darth Vaders red ligtsaber and his blue one, and makes a threatening scissor-like manuever to Yodas neck* Now hail to the king Yodey.
    Yoda: Over my dead it will be.
    Luke: So be it!
    *they both turn into cg characters and go to town*
    *Luke manages to make a cut in Yodas arm*
    Yoda: One for you Luke.. for now.
    *Yoda kicks him in the stomach and grabs his head and flings him right through a table causing his lightsabers to switch off and fall from his grasp.*
    *Luke flips back up, grabs the old muppets legs and swings him around*
    *But suddenly Yoda flips Luke over in an elegant twirl, throwing him right through one of his walls, causing him to splash right into a pile of mud.*
    *Yoda calls upon his old green lightsaber, then Lukes and Vaders lightsabers all at once, jumps high above Luke and drop kicks him back down into the mud, then holds the ignited sabers all around Lukes neck.....*
    Yoda: *grins* ...And one for me.

    Or something like that. ;)
     
  7. Dark Lady Mara

    Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yoda: the what hell?!

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    That's just perfect. :D
     
  8. DarthLazious

    DarthLazious Jedi Youngling star 4

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    LOL @ Marbe.

     
  9. Darth_Deagol

    Darth_Deagol Jedi Master star 2

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    If Luke had defeated Vader I don't think that he would have even bothered going back to Yoda. Becoming that powerful would have made him loose faith in his friends.
     
  10. Errant_Venture

    Errant_Venture Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I can see Yoda saying "The what hell" too. :D

    Some funny lines in this thread. :)
     
  11. OutlawYoda

    OutlawYoda Jedi Padawan star 4

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    hehehe thanks! :D And for some reason.. I had a fascination to put a reference to the Addams Family Movie in there... ;) :D

    But seriously though;

    Luke: I killed Vader and collected his head. Am I Jedi yet?
    Yoda: Done training yours is yes.
    Luke: Seriously?!
    Yoda: Kidding just am I! *chuckles backwards* Thought easy you was it to going be hmm?
    Luke: For a minute there.. *sighs* Yea I thought it was going to be... wait a minute did you just call me a punk?!
    Yoda: Say why would I do something like I wouldn't!
    Luke: HUH?! *shakes head* Ok whatever! Just tell me what my next task is.
    Yoda: Battle the Emperor must you, and take his head, off clean it must be, as well as. Remember must this you will Luke, one there can only be! *points cane at Luke* Yeshh!
    Luke: Wrong movie. You've been watching Highlander too much.
    Yoda: Dat true is.
    Luke: Besides if this was highlander, I would have to collect your head too! *laughs*
    Yoda: Could if take head my own from my shoulders you could, like to see yousa try I would! Herherher!
    Luke: My pleasure! *runs at Yoda, but the muppet uses his cane and throws him over to the side*
    Yoda: Did how I you beat?
    Luke: wha?
    Yoda: *says it really fast* How did I beat you?! Geez!
    Luke: Your.. *breath* Your too fast.
    Yoda: Think you do that my being faster or stronger has anything to do with my muscles, in this slimy mudhole planet of mine?
    Luke: I.. I don't know. Hold on.. I didn't know you had any muscles... *breaths*
    Yoda: Up shut you will... *sees Luke breathing really fast* ..Think thats air your breathing now? ...Hmm?! *pokes Luke with his cane* Damn you answer me!
    Luke: *looks up confused* Emm...
    Yoda: *long pause, then gives a big smiles, doesn't answer the puzzling statement and walks away.*
    Luke: Okay, that was a little creepy.

    :D
     
  12. R2_Tech_Force_D2

    R2_Tech_Force_D2 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Yoda: You have done a very bad deed. This will haunt you forever and the rebellion will never be the same.

    Luke: I am sorry Yoda

    Yoda: But i do have some good news.

    Luke:eek:h. What is that yoda?

    Yoda: I saved a boatload of money on my car insurence by switching to Geiko.
     
  13. OutlawYoda

    OutlawYoda Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ha! [face_laugh] good one! ;)
     
  14. jedi_john_33

    jedi_john_33 Jedi Master star 7

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    Yoda: Luke, I am your father.
     
  15. Lank_Pavail

    Lank_Pavail Jedi Knight star 7

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    Luke: Master, I defeated vader!
    Yoda :eek: ....Dead, he is?
    Luke: Yep. Hard fight, but I managed to get in a good swing. So, the Emperor's next, right?
    Obi-wan: *looks down, clears throat*Luke, there's something you should know...
    Luke: I'm a Jedi Knight?! :D
    Yoda: No. About your father, this is.

    *echo heard even on the Outer Rim* VADER'S MY WHAT?!



     
  16. jedi_john_33

    jedi_john_33 Jedi Master star 7

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    HAHA, that was great.
     
  17. Onizuka

    Onizuka Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Seriously, Obi-Wan should be happy since in the movie he always encourages Luke to destroy Vader. Yoda woouldn't say anything since Luke never asks about it, cuz Vader has no chance to tell.

    Well, this way ROTJ wouldn't be dramatic as it is. It would be Luke go 1 on 1 with Palpatine, which Luke should manage to destroy him, or at least they both die.
     
  18. Sithman

    Sithman Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    "Luke: *jumps out of his X-Wing, runs over to Yodas hut and kicks the door down* Ah yea! Whose number one baby?! *holds Darth Vaders helmet high in the air*

    Yoda: the what hell?!
    "


    LMAO! [face_laugh]



    P.S. Also LOL at the Geiko one! [face_laugh]
     
  19. black_saber

    black_saber Force Ghost star 5

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    I thought for a second Chewie was lukes father. Why is luke less harry then?
     
  20. WMCoolmon

    WMCoolmon Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Seriously? He would probably say "good job", give Luke a pat on the, ehh, leg, and tell him that Palpatine was the reason behind Luke's father's murder (Which would be true...from a certain POV)
     
  21. SWJaggy

    SWJaggy Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Here's what I think Yoda would've said.

    Yoda: Bad news I have for you young Skywalker.

    Luke: Bad news?

    Yoda: Yes. To young are you. Killed Darth Vader you have. Not enough training. I'm afraid, a Jedi you will not be.
     
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