JCC If the Love of Your Life Were a Mermaid/Merman...

Which half would you want to be the fish, top or bottom?

 

This question doesn't make sense to me. These chimera would presumably be a species, whereas I would only fall in love with one individual. Whatever anatomical configuration they do or don't have, that would be a fundamental barrier to anything before one could consider the question of romantic entanglement. This question is meaningless.

 

The bottom half.

 

You're single I presume?

 

What kind of fish are we talking about here?

 

Halibut.

 

The love of my life is whole fish...The_Bigger_Fish.

 

Well, this just seems a bit like asking if we enjoy falling in love with destriers or rounceys. The more fundamental question is whether we could love horses at all.

 

The love of my life probably isn't a mermaid. So I don't have to worry about this question.

 

which half, wocky, which half

 

Way to limit your options.

 

Jesus man, just say "YES AND DESPERATELY SO".

 

In that case, 100% fish

 

After consideration, it almost has to be the top half as a fish. Any meaningful relationship or romance requires the ability to communicate. However, there are no fish with the necessary anatomy to articulate human speech. Likewise, their fins don't even afford the opportunity for sign language or other modes of communication. Yet, if enduring bonds are capable between these fish-people and us, they must have some other mode. I am forced to conclude that they are capable of telepathy. If that is in fact that case, that would be a greater and more meaningful intimacy than someone who can simply talk to you.

 

way to beat around the bush. you just don't want to give up the bottom half

 

You seem to be lobbying pretty hard for the top

 

oh i haven't decided yet. i'm just teasing you

 

Well, at least it's not Kevin.

 

Stop arguing. zap, you're the top. Jab you're the bottom. Be happy.

 

No. Can we get some clarification, please? Are bottoms telepathic, or no?

 

Whatever floats your boat, man.

 

When it's love, your bodies are in sync, which is a telepathy of sorts.

 

With massive amounts of horse merman/mermaid love, it would eventually lead to this:


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No it isn't. If that's the best you have I'm taking that as a no and reversing course. You have to be able to talk.