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JCC If the star trek enterprise had a human resource manager

Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Mar 30, 2013.

  1. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    What would their job be like. What kind of complaints would they have. The enterprise with Captain kirk on board. What kind of stories could they tell.
     
  2. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    "beezel through his cat in the holodeck again."
     
  3. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    deanna troi was the hr manager on the enterprise-[​IMG]
     
  4. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Every woman on the TOS Enterprise: "If this is the future, then why are we wearing mini-skirts and knee-high go-go boots?".
     
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  5. Placeholder

    Placeholder Jedi Knight star 4

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    Kirk would have 235 sexual harassment claims filed against him
     
  6. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    What's the "star trek enterprise"?
     
  7. halibut

    halibut Ex-Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I really hope that number was a deliberate choice.
     
  8. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    They would have to keep rerunning job vacancies for redshirt away team members.
     
  9. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    Any new guy would suffer from a fear of dying a horrible death and human resource manager would have to send him to bones for drugs to calm him down. After getting the drugs I am sure the good doctor informs the captain that the new crewman is ready for duty even though he is half out of it. Of course he will be promptly sent on an away mission soon after.
     
  10. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    Human Resource manager's log stardate 3256.9, The captain has another sexual harrassment claim against him. This time its the new yeoman with the green skin. I don't know what he does or takes but the man is a walking litigation nightmare. I spend roughly fifteen percent on sexual harrassment claims on him alone. Training doesn't work. Besides he doesn't take it anyways and the one time he did he came onto the female instructor. She promptly threw him out. And according to my other human resource managers it seems to be a normal thing for captains of a star ship. They just stop taking the claims and told the women to close their eyes and think of a black hole. Its either sexual harrassment on this ship or redshirts dying by the dozen. It seems we lose so many of them I am constantly interviewing new candidates. The guys in engineering like to take bets on the new recruits and how long they will survive.
     
  11. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Some mod favorite.
     
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  12. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    Seeing that the StarSHIP Enterprise is part of a paramilitary naval force - not a private profit or nonprofit organization - there are no HR managers, but rather officers within a chain of command. I figure the closest thing to a HR manager would be the XO or First Officer. In TOS Enterprise, that'd be Spock (and what a delightful HR manager a cold, emotionless Vulcan would turn out to be). Picard and Riker had it easier with Troi being the buffer between them and any particular crewman's bitching and moaning.:p

    Edit: And Troi probably had an easier time about it what with there being a bar on the ship tended by a sympathetic bartender that excelled at listening.
     
  13. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I'm assuming the HR manager would hate their life and become the villain.
     
  14. Diggy

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    ...Kirk would nail them.
     
  15. HL&S

    HL&S Magistrate Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I would think that a "human" resource manager would be rather insulting to some within the Federation.
     
  16. Diggy

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    Darmok and Gillard...in T'Nagra!
     
  17. HL&S

    HL&S Magistrate Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    When the walls fell!
     
  18. Diggy

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    It's good to see you again, old friend.
     
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  19. Dark Lady Mara

    Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    There are no complaints to HR in Roddenberry's vision of the future. The galaxy is just too perfect.
     
  20. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    209 of them filed by Sulu.
     
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  21. wannasee

    wannasee Jedi Master star 4

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    Kirk's advances were always welcome. That's what made him cool.
     
  22. Diggy

    Diggy Snow Cat Sponsor/Advocate star 7 VIP - Game Winner

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    All sexual molestors tell themselves that.

    "Haha, she loved it, the little tease!"
     
  23. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Or Spock
     
  24. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Now I can't help but think that the TOS is just Kirk's memories, and if you were to play what really happened, Kirk would be a drunk lech who almost got his ship destroyed constantly.
     
  25. Placeholder

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    [​IMG]
     
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