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JCC If the star trek enterprise had a human resource manager

Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Mar 30, 2013.

  1. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    "Now wait a minute.... all those charges were aquitted!"
     
  2. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

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    Didn't know that Kirk was into that. :p
     
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  3. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Kirk is into everything. He is
    No Riker, though. Not male or female? No problem!

    Have slug inserted into abdomen to bag Beverly? Hand me the scalpel!

    Set up elaborate scheme to make everyone lose memories so I can smash in Ro's backdoor? Oh yes!
     
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  4. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    Total alien femboy. And Vullcan-Yield. And Romulan spank. And Cardassian face-slap.. And Klingon Sex-Crush...

    And then.... The Walking Dead.....
     
  5. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    What I want to know is if the Enterprise had a cranky old janitor.
     
  6. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Seriously if Kirk had been created today, he would probably give Captain Jack Harkness a run for his money.
     
  7. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    No do not bring Dr. Who into this thread.
     
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  8. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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  9. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

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    If the Enterprise-D had a HR manager, then Worf (son of Mogh) would have some place to discuss Picard's constant refusal to act upon any of his suggestions.
     
  10. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    The problem is Troi is the HR manager.
     
  11. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    And hit on Data's hours-old "daughter."

    And had the Crystalline Entity attack a planet so he wouldn't have to deal with one of his one-night stands again.
     
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  12. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Wesley would have a grievance against everyone for constantly saying "Shut up, Wesley!"
     
  13. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    Would you settle for a cranky old groundskeeper at Starfleet Academy?
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  14. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    On DS9, Miles could qualify as the cranky maintenance man, I guess.
     
  15. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    I want there to be a cranky janitor in the new Trek movie that ends up saving the day.