JCC If the star trek enterprise had a human resource manager

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  1. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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    "Now wait a minute.... all those charges were aquitted!"
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  2. Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost

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    Didn't know that Kirk was into that. :p
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  3. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Kirk is into everything. He is
    No Riker, though. Not male or female? No problem!

    Have slug inserted into abdomen to bag Beverly? Hand me the scalpel!

    Set up elaborate scheme to make everyone lose memories so I can smash in Ro's backdoor? Oh yes!
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  4. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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    Total alien femboy. And Vullcan-Yield. And Romulan spank. And Cardassian face-slap.. And Klingon Sex-Crush...

    And then.... The Walking Dead.....
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  5. I Are The Internets Game Winner

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    What I want to know is if the Enterprise had a cranky old janitor.
  6. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    Seriously if Kirk had been created today, he would probably give Captain Jack Harkness a run for his money.
  7. I Are The Internets Game Winner

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    No do not bring Dr. Who into this thread.
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  8. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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  9. Everton Chosen One

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    If the Enterprise-D had a HR manager, then Worf (son of Mogh) would have some place to discuss Picard's constant refusal to act upon any of his suggestions.
  10. Diggy Force Ghost

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    The problem is Troi is the HR manager.
  11. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    And hit on Data's hours-old "daughter."

    And had the Crystalline Entity attack a planet so he wouldn't have to deal with one of his one-night stands again.
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  12. timmoishere Force Ghost

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    Wesley would have a grievance against everyone for constantly saying "Shut up, Wesley!"
  13. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    Would you settle for a cranky old groundskeeper at Starfleet Academy?
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  14. timmoishere Force Ghost

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    On DS9, Miles could qualify as the cranky maintenance man, I guess.
  15. I Are The Internets Game Winner

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    I want there to be a cranky janitor in the new Trek movie that ends up saving the day.