JCC If the star trek enterprise had a human resource manager

"Now wait a minute.... all those charges were aquitted!"

 

Didn't know that Kirk was into that.

 

Kirk is into everything. He is
No Riker, though. Not male or female? No problem!

Have slug inserted into abdomen to bag Beverly? Hand me the scalpel!

Set up elaborate scheme to make everyone lose memories so I can smash in Ro's backdoor? Oh yes!

 

Total alien femboy. And Vullcan-Yield. And Romulan spank. And Cardassian face-slap.. And Klingon Sex-Crush...

And then.... The Walking Dead.....

 

What I want to know is if the Enterprise had a cranky old janitor.

 

Seriously if Kirk had been created today, he would probably give Captain Jack Harkness a run for his money.

 

No do not bring Dr. Who into this thread.

 

If the Enterprise-D had a HR manager, then Worf (son of Mogh) would have some place to discuss Picard's constant refusal to act upon any of his suggestions.

 

The problem is Troi is the HR manager.

 

And hit on Data's hours-old "daughter."

And had the Crystalline Entity attack a planet so he wouldn't have to deal with one of his one-night stands again.

 

Wesley would have a grievance against everyone for constantly saying "Shut up, Wesley!"

 

Would you settle for a cranky old groundskeeper at Starfleet Academy?

 

On DS9, Miles could qualify as the cranky maintenance man, I guess.

 

I want there to be a cranky janitor in the new Trek movie that ends up saving the day.