JCC If tomorrow were the end of the World

Drunk mini-golf.

 

coke and hookers

 

Hey guys, it's Donald Trump!

 

How much warning have we had that tomorrow is indeed the last day? And what assurances have been provided as to the veracity of the claim?

 

The thread was made yesterday, so today is the last day. Or we confirm our long held suspicions that Anakin.Skywalker is a liar.

 

Some people don't live in filth. I'm sorry you do.

 

I don't know what the asterisked words are, but apparently you so. So yes, you do live in filth.

 

No, fortunately I don't, but I didn't like what he said regardless.

 

Remember folks... not duck, veggie is preferable, apparently. Good wholesome family fun.


Chinese Buffet
While having intercourse with your partner, you tell your partner that you will not fornicate unless you can put a spring roll up her. If she agrees, you take a large spring roll (not duck; preferably vegetable) and put it all inside her, pulling out the bean sprouts (one at a time).

 

Oh, wonderful! Just what we need. You're a wonderful, helpful human being harpua. Thank you for your intellectual contribution to this thread. I'm sure we all appreciate it.

 

I don't know, this one is a bit too easy.

 

Do none of you have anything better to do than trash a thread?

 

The world is ending today, I'll do what I want, pal.

 

That's a sad life...

 

It is our way... you'll get used to it.

 

You could have respect...but I guess you're not used to that.

 

Respect for?

 

Other people, obviously.. I put threads here because I thought they'd be interesting to read, and the majority of people have not only not answered the question, but have completely derailed it.

If you don't know what respect is, look it up.

 

Will you have some respect, please?

 

For who? People who have trashed this thread? No, I won't.

You people have pissed me off. And anyone who knows me could tell you I won't stop. You don't get to go on someone's thread and trash it up and expect them to not say something. Maybe that's what's happened before, but that's not me.

 

You here to change things? You gonna clean up this town, etc etc?

 

Of course not, you people aren't worth that much time. But you're not going to do it on my thread without me fighting it.

 

Bro, do you even lift?

 

If you people think I'm going to let up as long as these threads are active....

Hell no.