what would it be, granted It wouldnt actually get you any power, or wealth, but if each state held a lottery for fancy tiles, and your name was drawn what title would you choose? for me personaly Grand Duke...I wold have little buisness cards...with gold trim, not real gold grant you.
I met a lord once. His credit card actually says, "Lord" for title. So, bearing that in mind, I think.... Viscount.
I don't know about titles, but if I could pull it off without laughs, I'd totally rock the third world dictator decorated military uniform with mirror pilot sunglasses look. Edit: now that I think about it, it would be funny to piss Christians off by claiming the title "Lord and Savior". I could also piss Muslims off with the title "Final Messenger of God", but I don't want to... die.