Lit If you could kill one character, who would it be and when?

Discussion in 'Literature' started by Darth Droid, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. AlyxDinas Force Ghost

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    Palpatine at the end of Dark Empire.
  2. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

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    I know Wedge Antilles got really cool EU parents but... somehow I want Ric Olié to be his dad.. or uncle...
  3. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    Like Wes, Daala before the NJO. She so needs to go.
  4. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Pfft.

    There are other galaxies.
  5. Darth Droid Jedi Master

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    You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Sorry, had to say it.
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  6. Darth Droid Jedi Master

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    She was only mostly dead.
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  7. cthugha Force Ghost

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    Ken Palpatine.
    The first time he complains.
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  8. HWK-290 Jedi Master

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    To blave, and, as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff".
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  9. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    I'd kill Shimrra before he could become Supreme Overlord and order an invasion of the GFFA. Saving 365 trillion lives at a stroke rarely gets any easier, and since two of them are Chewie and Anakin, so much the better.
  10. squir1y Force Ghost

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    Dead doesn't really mean dead in Star Wars anymore. Just use a previously unheard of Force trick or give them robot legs or clone them, etc. Speaking of that, I don't think Starkiller should have been cloned and should've stayed dead at the end of Force Unleashed.
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  11. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Mara Jade on the first page of Heir to the Empire.
  12. The Compeer Jedi Grand Master

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    She's not on that page, so your attempt would fail. :p
  13. Bib Fartuna Jedi Grand Master

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    I would kill Shmi Skywalker as an infant.

    That really wouldn't have much ramifications on continuity, nor affect the overall storyline greatly.
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  14. MercenaryAce Force Ghost

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    Palpatine as a child.


    And with one blow, I have ended the franchise. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  15. Shadow Trooper Jedi Grand Master

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    I dare somebody to say Obi Wan Kenobi. Strike him down and he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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  16. HWK-290 Jedi Master

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    Qui-Gon, in Jedi Apprentice: The Rising Force, sometime in the four weeks before Obi-Wan's thirteenth birthday.

    Congrats, Ben, enjoy spending your days as a farmer on Bandomeer, more dull than I can possibly imagine.
  17. Darth Droid Jedi Master

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    Yeah I was never clear on how Obi-Wan could possibly enjoy such a boring excursion.
  18. HWK-290 Jedi Master

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    My sarcasm meter is broken, can someone else scan this for me?

    Long story short, he couldn't, and that was the whole point. The kid was heartbroken when he found out that he'd failed and that he wasn't going to be a Padawan. The Agricultural Corps was basically the send-off for rejects. Mid-flight his actions and assistance in resolving an emergency catch Qui-Gon's attention, and the older man begins to change his mind about taking on an apprentice after all.
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  19. Auditor Dredd Force Ghost

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    Borsk, by a Vong warrior at the beginning of Vector Prime or by a Looney Tunes anvil. It makes no difference.
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  20. Auditor Dredd Force Ghost

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    If I could make it two deaths, then Abeloth would go out Red Wedding style the tv version. Or have Kurt Russell blow her up like in Carpenter's The Thing....just please end her.
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  21. Darth Droid Jedi Master

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    I'm aware. Later on in the series Siri (her name is wierd now cause of the iPhone thing. Brainblast) would make fun of Obi-Wan because of it and say stuff like "enjoy being a farmer?" also sarcastically. So there was sarcasm throughout this entire conversation.
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  22. Mechalich Force Ghost

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    In all seriousness: Kyp Durron. He goes down with the Sun Crusher.

    No explanation is necessary.
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  23. Barriss_Coffee Chosen One

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    Daala in FOTJ -- she had actually been possessed by the transdimensional demon Abeloth while she was living in the Maw, and Jacen had discovered this on his 5 year mission and was similarly possessed. Luke and Ben find this out, have a big showdown with Daalaloth, and redeem Jacen's name. W00T.
  24. DigitalMessiah Chosen One

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    It seemed like that was what they were doing early on in Millennium Falcon when Allana thought Seff was Jacen and Daala had spies at Sinkhole Station in Abyss.
  25. mes520 Jedi Grand Master

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    Any and all clones of Starkiller. He should have stayed dead and uncloned. I liked the first Force Unleashed, then the second one and all its clones ruined it for me. Those and the game length, but that's a whole other issue...