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Lit If you could kill one character, who would it be and when?

Discussion in 'Literature' started by Darth Droid, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. AlyxDinas

    AlyxDinas Jedi Knight star 4

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    Palpatine at the end of Dark Empire.
     
  2. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Jedi Master star 5

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    I know Wedge Antilles got really cool EU parents but... somehow I want Ric Olié to be his dad.. or uncle...
     
  3. Gorefiend

    Gorefiend Chosen One star 5

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    Like Wes, Daala before the NJO. She so needs to go.
     
  4. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Pfft.

    There are other galaxies.
     
  5. Darth Droid

    Darth Droid Jedi Knight star 2

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    You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Sorry, had to say it.
     
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  6. Darth Droid

    Darth Droid Jedi Knight star 2

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    She was only mostly dead.
     
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  7. cthugha

    cthugha Jedi Master star 3

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    Ken Palpatine.
    The first time he complains.
     
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  8. HWK-290

    HWK-290 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    To blave, and, as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff".
     
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  9. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    I'd kill Shimrra before he could become Supreme Overlord and order an invasion of the GFFA. Saving 365 trillion lives at a stroke rarely gets any easier, and since two of them are Chewie and Anakin, so much the better.
     
  10. squir1y

    squir1y Jedi Master star 3

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    Dead doesn't really mean dead in Star Wars anymore. Just use a previously unheard of Force trick or give them robot legs or clone them, etc. Speaking of that, I don't think Starkiller should have been cloned and should've stayed dead at the end of Force Unleashed.
     
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  11. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Mara Jade on the first page of Heir to the Empire.
     
  12. The Compeer

    The Compeer Jedi Knight star 2

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    She's not on that page, so your attempt would fail. :p
     
  13. Bib Fartuna

    Bib Fartuna Jedi Knight star 4

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    I would kill Shmi Skywalker as an infant.

    That really wouldn't have much ramifications on continuity, nor affect the overall storyline greatly.
     
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  14. MercenaryAce

    MercenaryAce Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Palpatine as a child.


    And with one blow, I have ended the franchise. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
     
  15. Shadow Trooper

    Shadow Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    I dare somebody to say Obi Wan Kenobi. Strike him down and he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
     
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  16. HWK-290

    HWK-290 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    Qui-Gon, in Jedi Apprentice: The Rising Force, sometime in the four weeks before Obi-Wan's thirteenth birthday.

    Congrats, Ben, enjoy spending your days as a farmer on Bandomeer, more dull than I can possibly imagine.
     
  17. Darth Droid

    Darth Droid Jedi Knight star 2

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    Yeah I was never clear on how Obi-Wan could possibly enjoy such a boring excursion.
     
  18. HWK-290

    HWK-290 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    My sarcasm meter is broken, can someone else scan this for me?

    Long story short, he couldn't, and that was the whole point. The kid was heartbroken when he found out that he'd failed and that he wasn't going to be a Padawan. The Agricultural Corps was basically the send-off for rejects. Mid-flight his actions and assistance in resolving an emergency catch Qui-Gon's attention, and the older man begins to change his mind about taking on an apprentice after all.
     
  19. Mat Skywalker

    Mat Skywalker Jedi Master star 4

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    Borsk, by a Vong warrior at the beginning of Vector Prime or by a Looney Tunes anvil. It makes no difference.
     
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  20. Mat Skywalker

    Mat Skywalker Jedi Master star 4

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    If I could make it two deaths, then Abeloth would go out Red Wedding style the tv version. Or have Kurt Russell blow her up like in Carpenter's The Thing....just please end her.
     
  21. Darth Droid

    Darth Droid Jedi Knight star 2

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    I'm aware. Later on in the series Siri (her name is wierd now cause of the iPhone thing. Brainblast) would make fun of Obi-Wan because of it and say stuff like "enjoy being a farmer?" also sarcastically. So there was sarcasm throughout this entire conversation.
     
  22. Mechalich

    Mechalich Jedi Knight star 4

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    In all seriousness: Kyp Durron. He goes down with the Sun Crusher.

    No explanation is necessary.
     
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  23. Barriss_Coffee

    Barriss_Coffee Chosen One star 6

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    Daala in FOTJ -- she had actually been possessed by the transdimensional demon Abeloth while she was living in the Maw, and Jacen had discovered this on his 5 year mission and was similarly possessed. Luke and Ben find this out, have a big showdown with Daalaloth, and redeem Jacen's name. W00T.
     
  24. DigitalMessiah

    DigitalMessiah Chosen One star 6

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    It seemed like that was what they were doing early on in Millennium Falcon when Allana thought Seff was Jacen and Daala had spies at Sinkhole Station in Abyss.
     
  25. mes520

    mes520 Jedi Master star 4

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    Any and all clones of Starkiller. He should have stayed dead and uncloned. I liked the first Force Unleashed, then the second one and all its clones ruined it for me. Those and the game length, but that's a whole other issue...