If You Could Play In George's Sandbox...(Make Kyp die? The Vong win? Put the Wraiths in every book?)

if anakin skywalker and padme had been closer in age, the whole love might have been believable but since it's not to me, i'm a proud obi-wan/padme 'shipper.
i would have anakin solo come back from the dead, but only to make things complicated for tahir & jacen, who already have a relationship. (read Hero!).
kyp durron would die, but not in glorious way we all would hope for but because of stupid decision making.
obviously, i ould have made ep. ii a love triangle b/t obi-wan/padme/anakin.

 

More Yuuzhan Vong!

*ducks flying sharp objects*

 

ok..this seems fun.

hi. i'm hazard.

if i were to re-write SW i would make whining not be such a skywalker family trait. am i the only one who noticed anakin and Luke do a lot of this. i also would have made a lot more friction between han and leia. it's just so funny to watch. and just like everyone else i would have little anakin skywalker say less 'whoppies' and such.

as for EU, i would write a whole series about Kyp Durron. i love him and hate him at the same time. he make stupid decisions but he's a perfect match for Jaina Solo. Which brings up another point. i want Jaina to be fought over bey Jag and Kyp. it only seems fair. Both are perfect for her and both have a lotin common (other than being dark haired and green eyed).

o-well...that's just my $0.02





-hazard

 

I'd have ET over take the vong.

 

oh-yeah, i'd also give every guy in NJO get a hair cut. is it just me or does it seem like every guy is running their fingers through their long locks. Gross! at least Jag has the decency to keep his hair short and neat.

 

Erm...

 

I would pester the think-tank at Skywalker Ranch until they thought up of a cool, non-lame way for Anakin Solo to return.

 

Let the Empire win and have more stories on the Grand Admirals.

Novelize the TIE Fighter game.

 

i'd make it so Kyp scores a lot more....you notice how he's kinda women defficient?

 

make Kyp go boom!

 

No more Luke Skywalker saving the day. Now, it's Wes and the Wraiths.

 

Arggh! Coran you are evil for saying that

 

Bring Teh Baron out of retirement.

 

oh, come on sf, how can you say you wouldn't want to see Wes and the Wraiths, arguably the greatest characters out there, save the day?

 

More Rogue and Wraith stories. Much as I love the big 3 and the Jedi, I love reading Stackpole and Allston's adventures of 'normal' people living, fighting, and dying for the New republic.

 

It's not the NR anymore, it's the GFFA.

More Gungans!!!

I see a bestseller involving Wes, Gungans, Teh Baron, and Jag Fel's ass. All centered around some random form of hijinks. Probably have to be on audio to get the full effect- I can hear it now... Teh Baron's sigh after an excited squeal from Wes. Gungans dying. Jag's- ...Eh, well that part wouldn't work... Still needs some development...

 

It could be a gratuitous ass-shot. Kind of like in Airplane! except that was...nevermind.

 

Ah, you've ruined it for me now...

 

i want to see Mara and Luke get smacked around a bit by the Vong. Jaina too.

 

Let's see:
-I'd bring Anakin (Solo) back.
-I'd stop writing Luke as a wimp.
-I'd put Jacen and Tenel Ka as a couple.
That's all I could come up with at the moment....

 

lexu: I did not. You'd still enjoy it.

 

Yeah, you're right.

 

I would have killed off Jacen instead of Anakin. A slow, painful death, just like Anakin's.

 

^heck yeah^

i also would have given Kyp and Jaina more are they/aren't they romantic scenes before Jag swept her off of her feet. i think they should have kissed and maybe she slaps him....c'mon....atleast make it a hard decision between Kyp and Jag!

 

Actually, I would make the NJO one horrible dream. Except Anakin and Tahiri getting together.