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If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace

Discussion in 'The Phantom Menace' started by Evertonian1878, Mar 13, 2005.

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black_saber Force Ghost

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Apr 4, 2002

Riddence from within.

black_saber, Mar 17, 2005 at 7:18 PM

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WLDB Jedi Master

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Jan 11, 2004

This one is lame, but I have to say it:

Return of the Sith

WLDB, Mar 17, 2005 at 10:13 PM

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Darth_Lacerus Jedi Master

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Dec 9, 2004

I would actually call it The Phantom Menace, but take away Episode I.

Then I would change Episode II to Episode I and Episode III to Episode II.

Then Lucas can refilm Episode III and show the jedi purge and the Rise of the Empire.

HENCE....Episode III: Rise of the Empire.

Darth_Lacerus, Mar 18, 2005 at 11:07 AM

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Ed-A_1978 Jedi Knight

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Jul 10, 2004

"Uncle George Ruins The Star Wars Saga by Creating Jar Jar Stinks, Writing Poor Scripts with Horrible Dialogue, Casting Jake Lloyd and Using Too Much CGI."

I've got a better one:
"Uncle George begins his Star Wars Prequels with a fim that fans endlessy whine and moan about Jar Jar Binks, the script, the dialogue, Jake lloyd and the amount of CGI and claim he has ruined the saga".

Ed-A_1978, Mar 18, 2005 at 11:24 AM

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MrC123 Jedi Master

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Oct 28, 2004

Posted by Chewy_Rocky_Horror:
"Uncle George Ruins The Star Wars Saga by Creating Jar Jar Stinks, Writing Poor Scripts with Horrible Dialogue, Casting Jake Lloyd and Using Too Much CGI."

Then shall we rename ROTJ:

"Uncle George already ruined the Star Wars Saga by creating Ewoks, making Boba Fett die like a loser, directing a coked up Carrie Fischer, a poor acting Mark Hamill, and bored Harrison Ford, and using the Muppet Show for most of the Jabba Scenes, all while re-using the same 'let's blow up the deathstar routine,' and having the lamest ending of all the Star Wars Saga."

IMO, complaining about CGI in the PT is like complaining about using puppets in the OT. Sorry, I just don't get it. Do puppets look more realistic or something? Or maybe you prefer clay models?

MrC123, Mar 18, 2005 at 12:16 PM

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Deeysew Jedi Youngling

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Mar 5, 2005

Pinocchio Meets the Jedi Council

Deeysew, Mar 18, 2005 at 1:20 PM

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Chewy_Rocky_Horror Jedi Knight

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Mar 6, 2002

MrC123,

You have no argument from me regarding ROTJ. That was the beginning of the end for me. That what happens when you listen to your kids.

The CGI would have been tolerable if it was used correctly. I am sorry but the battle of Naboo with the droids and Gungans looked like a video game.

CRH

Chewy_Rocky_Horror, Mar 18, 2005 at 1:29 PM

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winters1again Jedi Padawan

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Mar 12, 2005

I've actually learned to like the title.

After all the Phantom Menace is Anakin himself.

Although, the whole series of events is a close second.

winters1again, Mar 18, 2005 at 2:24 PM

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Darth_Thump Jedi Master

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Aug 26, 2002

George Lucas;

I'm fed up with what fanboys think, and I'll prove it...The best title in a long time...

... a brilliant first chapter of a six part story, getting the 'boring parts' out of the way, create a character who isn't the brightest but will play a huge role in the continuity of the saga, a villain the 'fanboys' will go nuts over, but it's essential to the story that he dies (regardless of how cool, or how the fanboys feel his death scene was 'wrong'!) as the entire story revolves around Anakin Skywalker, while at the same time showing the world what my ILM is capable of, then I'll do EP II, after that I'll really be done with 'fanboys' and I'll make it for 'myself', the reason I got into film making - making films *I* like.

Ahh, there

Darth_Thump, Mar 18, 2005 at 6:00 PM

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Emperor_Dantius Jedi Knight

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Feb 18, 2005

My title would be:

Ihatejarjarbecauseheissostupidandhejustmakestheentiresagalookstupidbutohwelltoolateforallthat.

Emperor_Dantius, Mar 19, 2005 at 4:00 AM

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Deeysew Jedi Youngling

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Mar 5, 2005

Here's a good one: Star Negotiations! The phantom convolution. Featuring the force, midis, er... a living force, sith, jedi code, and political intrigue! Oh yeah and C3PO makes a cameo appearance. Rock it, threepio.

Deeysew, Mar 19, 2005 at 8:44 AM

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Sarg_Kulo Jedi Master

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May 18, 2004

STAR WARS EPISODE 1: THE OVERGROWN TADPOLE

Sarg_Kulo, Mar 20, 2005 at 12:05 AM

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Darth_Devilkin Jedi Master

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Oct 8, 2003

The Creeping Fear

Damn! You beat me to it

Darth_Devilkin, Mar 21, 2005 at 1:50 AM

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mountain_hare Jedi Youngling

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Mar 20, 2005

Episode 1: Annoying pissweak pile of dogshit.

Episode 1: Irritating little kid drives me insane.

Episode 1: How to make a shitty movie in 10 easy steps.

mountain_hare, Mar 21, 2005 at 2:06 AM

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Darth_Devilkin Jedi Master

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Oct 8, 2003

Episode 1: Annoying pissweak pile of dogshit.

Episode 1: Irritating little kid drives me insane.

Episode 1: How to make a shitty movie in 10 easy steps.

Deep

Darth_Devilkin, Mar 21, 2005 at 5:32 AM

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rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling

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Apr 24, 2004

Return of the Sith

This way it fits in my complete rename.

Return of the Sith
Revenge of the Sith
Rise of the Empire
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Empire
Revenge of the Jedi

All RotS, RotJ or RotE.

rogue_wookiee, Mar 21, 2005 at 9:54 AM

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LandoSystem1138 Jedi Master

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Jan 22, 2005

Star Wars: Episode I - THE WRATH OF KHAN!

LandoSystem1138, Mar 22, 2005 at 6:27 PM

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DarthFlatulence Jedi Master

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Mar 21, 2005

Star Wars: Episode 1 - The semi-boring, totally a let-down, was expecting more for my seven bucks and staying up to midnight to see this Menace.

DarthFlatulence, Mar 22, 2005 at 10:35 PM

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Alhon Jedi Knight

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Feb 18, 2005

Star Wars: Episode I: Too many colons: !

Alhon, Mar 23, 2005 at 12:37 PM

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Annadalla Jedi Knight

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Mar 22, 2005

Hmmm..I never thought of the Phantom Menace as refering to Anakin...Whoah.... O_O

anyway, Here's my names for it:

Darkness Rising
The Start of the End
The Chosen One
but my favorite title would have been:

The Phantom Menace...

original eh?

Annadalla, Mar 24, 2005 at 10:55 AM

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Forcefire Jedi Master

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Jul 17, 2000

Hmm...

Star Wars: Episode I: Eight Simple Rules for Training my Preteen Chosen One

Leading up to the ultimate
Star Wars: Episode II: Electric Boogaloo (it had to be done!)

Forcefire, Mar 24, 2005 at 12:41 PM

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Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

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Jul 9, 2001

The Phantom Catfish

Lobot_Omy, Mar 24, 2005 at 2:53 PM

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Alhon Jedi Knight

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Feb 18, 2005

Star Wars: Episode I : Episode too?
Star Wars: Episode II: This time, it's not Episode I!

Star Wars: Episode III: The Sith Projective!

Alhon, Apr 1, 2005 at 12:36 PM

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Bacon164 Force Ghost

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Mar 22, 2005

Jar Jar's Amazing Adventure Composing of Ewoks, Wookiees, Friends of the Forest, Bambi, Snow White and her seven man-whores, Sleeping Beauty, Gungans of course, Rapunzel and her shining hair, and we can't forget the evil Teddy Bear or the Amazing Bunny Head, or Thumper.

That's the second best title for EP1. The first is THE PHANTOM MENACE.

Bacon164, Apr 1, 2005 at 7:57 PM

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SKIMBLESHANKS Jedi Knight

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Apr 1, 2005

I would call it
:Star Wars Episode 1 The Old Jedi Order:

SKIMBLESHANKS, Apr 2, 2005 at 9:32 AM

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