If You Could Rename The Phantom Menace

Discussion in 'The Phantom Menace' started by Evertonian1878, Mar 13, 2005.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. black_saber Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 4, 2002
    star 4
  2. WLDB Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 11, 2004
    star 4
    This one is lame, but I have to say it:


    Return of the Sith
  3. Darth_Lacerus Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 9, 2004
    star 1
    I would actually call it The Phantom Menace, but take away Episode I.

    Then I would change Episode II to Episode I and Episode III to Episode II.

    Then Lucas can refilm Episode III and show the jedi purge and the Rise of the Empire.

    HENCE....Episode III: Rise of the Empire.

  4. Ed-A_1978 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jul 10, 2004
    star 2
    "Uncle George Ruins The Star Wars Saga by Creating Jar Jar Stinks, Writing Poor Scripts with Horrible Dialogue, Casting Jake Lloyd and Using Too Much CGI."

    I've got a better one:
    "Uncle George begins his Star Wars Prequels with a fim that fans endlessy whine and moan about Jar Jar Binks, the script, the dialogue, Jake lloyd and the amount of CGI and claim he has ruined the saga".
  5. MrC123 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 28, 2004
    star 4
    Posted by Chewy_Rocky_Horror:
    "Uncle George Ruins The Star Wars Saga by Creating Jar Jar Stinks, Writing Poor Scripts with Horrible Dialogue, Casting Jake Lloyd and Using Too Much CGI."

    Then shall we rename ROTJ:

    "Uncle George already ruined the Star Wars Saga by creating Ewoks, making Boba Fett die like a loser, directing a coked up Carrie Fischer, a poor acting Mark Hamill, and bored Harrison Ford, and using the Muppet Show for most of the Jabba Scenes, all while re-using the same 'let's blow up the deathstar routine,' and having the lamest ending of all the Star Wars Saga."

    IMO, complaining about CGI in the PT is like complaining about using puppets in the OT. Sorry, I just don't get it. Do puppets look more realistic or something? Or maybe you prefer clay models?

  6. Deeysew Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Mar 5, 2005
    star 4
    Pinocchio Meets the Jedi Council
  7. Chewy_Rocky_Horror Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2002
    star 1
    MrC123,

    You have no argument from me regarding ROTJ. That was the beginning of the end for me. That what happens when you listen to your kids.

    The CGI would have been tolerable if it was used correctly. I am sorry but the battle of Naboo with the droids and Gungans looked like a video game.

    CRH



  8. winters1again Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2005

    I've actually learned to like the title.

    After all the Phantom Menace is Anakin himself.

    Although, the whole series of events is a close second.
  9. Darth_Thump Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 26, 2002
    star 2
    George Lucas;

    I'm fed up with what fanboys think, and I'll prove it...The best title in a long time...

    ... a brilliant first chapter of a six part story, getting the 'boring parts' out of the way, create a character who isn't the brightest but will play a huge role in the continuity of the saga, a villain the 'fanboys' will go nuts over, but it's essential to the story that he dies (regardless of how cool, or how the fanboys feel his death scene was 'wrong'!) as the entire story revolves around Anakin Skywalker, while at the same time showing the world what my ILM is capable of, then I'll do EP II, after that I'll really be done with 'fanboys' and I'll make it for 'myself', the reason I got into film making - making films *I* like.

    Ahh, there
  10. Emperor_Dantius Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2005
    star 2
    My title would be:

    Ihatejarjarbecauseheissostupidandhejustmakestheentiresagalookstupidbutohwelltoolateforallthat. :D
  11. Deeysew Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Mar 5, 2005
    star 4
    Here's a good one: Star Negotiations! The phantom convolution. Featuring the force, midis, er... a living force, sith, jedi code, and political intrigue! Oh yeah and C3PO makes a cameo appearance. :D Rock it, threepio.
  12. Sarg_Kulo Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 18, 2004
    star 4
    STAR WARS EPISODE 1: THE OVERGROWN TADPOLE
  13. Darth_Devilkin Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 8, 2003
    star 4
    The Creeping Fear

    Damn! You beat me to it :p
  14. mountain_hare Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Mar 20, 2005
    star 1
    Episode 1: Annoying pissweak pile of dogshit.

    Episode 1: Irritating little kid drives me insane.

    Episode 1: How to make a shitty movie in 10 easy steps.
  15. Darth_Devilkin Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 8, 2003
    star 4
    Episode 1: Annoying pissweak pile of dogshit.

    Episode 1: Irritating little kid drives me insane.

    Episode 1: How to make a shitty movie in 10 easy steps.


    Deep

  16. rogue_wookiee Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Apr 24, 2004
    star 6
    Return of the Sith

    This way it fits in my complete rename.

    Return of the Sith
    Revenge of the Sith
    Rise of the Empire
    Return of the Jedi
    Revenge of the Empire
    Revenge of the Jedi

    All RotS, RotJ or RotE. :D
  17. LandoSystem1138 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 22, 2005
    star 4
    Star Wars: Episode I - THE WRATH OF KHAN!
  18. DarthFlatulence Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 21, 2005
    star 1
    Star Wars: Episode 1 - The semi-boring, totally a let-down, was expecting more for my seven bucks and staying up to midnight to see this Menace.
  19. Alhon Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2005
    star 1
    Star Wars: Episode I: Too many colons: !
  20. Annadalla Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 22, 2005
    star 1
    Hmmm..I never thought of the Phantom Menace as refering to Anakin...Whoah.... O_O

    anyway, Here's my names for it:

    Darkness Rising
    The Start of the End
    The Chosen One
    but my favorite title would have been:

    The Phantom Menace...

    original eh?
  21. Forcefire Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 17, 2000
    star 4
    Hmm...

    Star Wars: Episode I: Eight Simple Rules for Training my Preteen Chosen One

    Leading up to the ultimate
    Star Wars: Episode II: Electric Boogaloo (it had to be done!)
  22. Lobot_Omy Moderator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jul 9, 2001
    star 6
  23. Alhon Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2005
    star 1
    Star Wars: Episode I : Episode too?
    Star Wars: Episode II: This time, it's not Episode I!

    Star Wars: Episode III: The Sith Projective!
  24. Bacon164 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 22, 2005
    star 7
    Jar Jar's Amazing Adventure Composing of Ewoks, Wookiees, Friends of the Forest, Bambi, Snow White and her seven man-whores, Sleeping Beauty, Gungans of course, Rapunzel and her shining hair, and we can't forget the evil Teddy Bear or the Amazing Bunny Head, or Thumper.

    That's the second best title for EP1. The first is THE PHANTOM MENACE.
  25. SKIMBLESHANKS Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Apr 1, 2005
    star 1
    I would call it
    :Star Wars Episode 1 The Old Jedi Order:
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.