Saga If you had to rename the films of the saga...

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  1. QsAssistant Jedi Knight

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    Sorry if this one has already been done but I couldn't find it.

    If you had to rename each film of the saga what would you pick?

    I would go with:

    TPM- Prophecy of One
    AOTC- Assault of the Republic
    ROTS- Fall of Hope
    ANH- Rise of Hope
    ESB- Revenge of the Empire
    ROTJ- Redemtion of the Jedi
  2. MrFantastic74 Jedi Knight

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    TPM- The Chosen One (or The Adventures of Jar Jar Binks ;) )
    AOTC- The Clone Army (or The Slave Army ;) )
    ROTS- Fall of the Republic
    ANH- Rise of the Rebellion
    ESB- Revelations
    ROTJ- A New Dawn
  3. StampidHD280pro Jedi Master

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    You know what? I like 'em.

    I - Revenge of the Sith
    II - A Web of Transporters
    III - Overtaking the Knighthood
    IV - Vehicle of Obliteration
    V - The Rebellion Takes Flight
    VI - The Great Undertaking
  4. ObiWanCon Jedi Master

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    Star Wars Episode I: Prophecy of the Jedi
    Star Wars Episode II: The Clone War
    Star Wars Episode III: Rise of the Sith
    Star Wars Episode IV: A New Dawn
    Star Wars Episode V: Revenge of the Empire
    Star Wars Episode VI: Balance of the Force
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  5. ezekiel22x Force Ghost

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    Sometimes I still think it would've been cool to get an "I didn't see that coming" title for Episode III:

    Star Wars Episode III: Annihilating Doom
  6. ForceJumpAnakin Jedi Master

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    My version:

    1. Beware of jar jar binks, politics, wooden dialogue.
    2. Beware of the love story, wooden dialogue.
    3. Beware of mean spirited moments such as children getting killed, pregnant women getting choked, wooden dialogue.
    4. This one's good, it has exciting action, non-wooden dialogue, it's not for everyone but it's a cult classic.
    5. Pretty good stuff, although the fans will appreciate this more, the casual moviegoer will enjoy this as well, the ending might put you off but the dialogue is kind of cool.
    6. Good ending, provides the most rewarding experience the fans will have as they've grown to love the characters, the inclusion of nudity is a judgement call, the dialogue is in depth and works on multiple levels.

    Prequel Trilogy -> A disappointing "what if" backstory to one of the best trilogies of all time.
    Classic Trilogy -> The Star Wars Trilogy

    The fan friendly version: 1. Battle of Naboo, 2. Jedi Relations, 3. The Dark Side, 4. The Death Star, 5. Vader's Pursuit, 6. Challenge of the Emperor.
  7. Cryogenic Force Ghost

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    TPM: Return of the Magic
    AOTC: Melancholic Transfigurations
    ROTS: An Ode to Vengeance
    ANH: Disco Worlds
    TESB: Something Alive Down There
    ROTJ: Beware of Green
  8. Luukeskywalker Force Ghost

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    Episode I: Prodegy of the Force
    Episode II: The Great Clone Mystery
    Episode III: Rise of the Sith
    Episode IV: The Rebellion Fights Back
    Episode V: Revenge of the Empire
    Episode VI: The Final Battle
  9. ShakTeeth Jedi Youngling

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    Episode 1: The Will Of The Force

    Episode 2: The Splinter Of The Republic

    Episode 3: The Dark Uprising

    Episode 4: The Damned Idealistic Crusade

    Episode 5: The Descent Of Truth

    Episode 6: The Chosen One
  10. thejeditraitor Chosen One

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    ep 1 the phantom gas pain

    ep 2 attack of the runs

    ep 3 revenge of the ****

    the bowl wars

    ep 4 the only hope

    ep 5 the toilet strikes back

    ep 6 poop helmet
  11. G-FETT Jedi Grand Master

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    Episode One - Deception of the Dark Side

    Episode Two - The Sepertist Menace

    Episode Three - Death of the Republic

    Episode Four - Terror of the Death Star

    Episode Five - The Rebellion in Peril

    Epiosde six - The Emperor's Trap
  12. echo-3 Former RSA

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    My favorite.
  13. Shepherd492 Jedi Youngling

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    My picks, using the names of books in the Star Wars expanded universe...

    Episode I: The Approaching Storm (Foster)

    Episode II: Labyrinth of Evil (Luceno)

    Episode III: Traitor (Stover)

    Episode IV: Rebel Dawn (Crispin)

    Episode V: Dark Force Rising (Zahn)

    Episode VI: Destiny's Way (Williams)
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  14. T-R- Chosen One

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    The only one I would change is Episode II. I would change it to "The Republic At War" to mirror The Empire Strikes Back. Attack of the Clones is the only title that doesn't fit well.
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  15. DarthPoppy Jedi Master

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    Of Rice and Roni
    All This and Rice-A-Roni, too
    The Good, the Bad and the Rice-A-Roni

    It's a Wonderful Rice-A-Roni
    The Rice-A-Roni Strikes Back
    Everything's Coming Up Rice-A-Roni

  16. Jedsithor Jedi Master

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    The Adventures Of The Starkiller:

    Episode 1 - The Star Wars
    Episode 2 - The Holy Rebellion
    Episode 3 - The First Galactic Empire
    Episode 4 - The Force Of Others
    Episode 5 - The Black Knight
    Episode 6 - The Son Of Suns
  17. drg4 Jedi Master

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    I love your amalgamation of food and Star Wars. In that vein...

    The Phantom Feta
    Attack of the Colby
    Revenge of the Swiss

    A New Brie
    The Pepper Jack Strikes Back
    Return of the Limburger

    Cineastes have always denigrated Star Wars for being "cheesy." Let's make it literal, dag nam it!
  18. Lars_Muul Jedi Grand Master

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    - Episode I
    - Send in the Clones
    - Sith Happens
    - Star Wars
    - Star Wars 2
    - Blue Harvest

  19. SithLord_1270 Jedi Knight

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    Star wars tittles

    Ep. 1. 
    The Chosen One

    Ep. 2. 

    Ep. 3. 
    You want coslaw or beans w that?,
    Mr Crispy comes to town

    Ep. 4. 
    The Girl with the cinnamon rolls on her head,
    Disco Ball of Death

    Ep. 5. 
    Payback is a Mutha#?%#~*,
    Who's yo Daddy? ARE the father!

    Ep. 6. 
    Damn Teddy Bears!
    Dude! You totally made out with your sister!
  20. CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master

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    1) Attack of the Pod Brat.

    2) Dooku Goes Koo Koo.

    3) Amidala: Baby Mama.

    4) When Droids Were Young and Gay.

    5) Now You Tell Me.

    6) Ewoks Keep on Shuffling.
  21. Chiss_Insight Jedi Youngling

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    How about we use classic 80's songs for the names?

    I - Everybody Wants To Rule The World
    II - Love Is A Battlefield
    III - Mr. Roboto
    IV - Danger Zone
    V - Papa Don't Preach
    VI - Boys Don't Cry
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  22. CoolyFett Jedi Grand Master

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    I would them all Star Wars Part # whatever number they represent.
    Be creative id call them
    1. The Seige of Naboo
    2. Galaxy Divided
    3. Birth of the Empire
    4. Birth of the Rebellion
    5. Offspring Persuit
    6. The Conclusion
  23. StampidHD280pro Jedi Master

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    1. Better Homes and Gardens
    2. Prank Pizza
    3. The Escalating Elevator
    4. Three Men and a Lady
    5. Meet the Parent
    6. The Teddy Bear's Picnic
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  24. Lord Tyrannus Jedi Padawan

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    Who likes Revenge of the Jedi?

    I can't seem to let go of revenge of the sith. Or a new hope. 2 awesome titles.

    The others I could do without though. Maybe not Return of the Jedi.
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  25. Lord Tyrannus Jedi Padawan

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    I have a question. Who thought Revenge of the sith was the absolutely perfect title for episode 3? Who thought otherwise?
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