If you switch on night vision, it makes people look nekid

Are you insured???

 

Nope I've been trying to get insured but the majority of the time you will only get it when you buy it with the phone, which I was never offered

 

no probs man it was fun, iwas just glad you were there to see the Dude with the phallus/gun afair.

 

Can you get it on you parents household contents...

You'll need to lie though...like the incident happened at home...

 

Yes...let us never speak of him again.....*image of 'man' caressing metal blaster as if it was his cock*.....For shame!

 

I'll try that and see

 

air guitar to Queen on a light sabre lol

 

aye, stone cold.

 

What was this about a Phallic Gun? Where the heck was I when this was happening? Was I still comatosed?

 

yes babe, you were out for the count

 

It was the blaster episode in the garden, Cass!

Hows life JG and PW?

 

I heard it was half an hour......

nasty...

 

What was half an hour?

 

The SW people playing with the gun I think. Or maybe it was the time it took me to get paralitic!

 

Thank you Cass...

It was the latter...

 

LOL - that was like me. I downed those drinks and felt fine for about 10-15 mins. Next thing I know I'm lying on the bed not at all able to move!

 

Were me, you and J on the bed? I dont remember.

Jon said you puked in the sink, ya Minky git!

LOL

At least I puked in a bucket...the...um...second time

 

The key is kids.......m-o-d-e-r-a-t-i-o-n

 

There was a good spell where people were unable to use to lavatory though Andy!

 

I keep telling you, that's your excuse so you could keep your hand on my butt!

 

Cheers Paul..I had also blanked the air guitar to Bohemian Rhapsody....my mind is now being once again tarnished with antics I didn't want to re-open.....


Cringeworthy moment #3: 'Drive home safely...don't go to lightspeed to soon...'
Oh the humanity...

 

? I never puked in the sink! Did I...?

I remember throwing up in the toilet though and I was proud of myself cos I wasn't sick anywhere else... obviously that wasn't true

That's rich coming from you Sam - you honked the place out yesterday morning

 

I think Jon was making stuff up. He said I was swinging my T-shirt around my head.

I wasnt doing that....was I?

 

I dont remember you being sick in the sink, me and you were sticking our heads in cold water in the sink thats it....

...yes cass I came up and u and andy were on the bed and I sat at the window for a while, wentoff was sick and came back and collapsed on the bed on the other side

 

someone was sick in the sink in the bathroom.
my least fave part of the weekend was the feel of vomit as i had to scoosh it down the plughole.