JCC If you watch______ backwards

If you watch A New Hope backwards, it's about a group of star-pilots who successfully rebuild the Death Star in a matter of 15 minutes.

 

The swamp also spits the X-wing back out for some unknown reason, allowing Luke to go to a remote ice world named Hoth, kick out the Imperial garrison, and take it over as the new Rebel headquarters.

 

If you watch Gran Torino backwards, it's about a zombie that becomes more and more racist.

 

If you watch porn backwards it starts off in the most hilarious way.

 

If you watch The Little Mermaid backwards, it's about a woman who is so disgusted with her husband that she gets a divorce, grows a fish tail, and goes to live at the bottom of the sea.

 

If you watch Iron Man backwards, it's about a humble, injured industrialist who gets better and becomes a jerk.

 

If you watch anything backwards you're going to see a loud wall from an uncomfortable seat.

 

If you watch The Artist backwards, it's about Hollywood running out of ideas and deciding to go back to making silent movies for inexplicable critical praise.

Oh wait....

 

If you watch Disney's Aladdin backwards, the "hero" steals bread from a pair of starving kids to feed his pet monkey.

 

If you watch Saving Private Ryan backwards, it's about a group of zombies led by Tom Hanks who kidnap Matt Damon and leave him at a blown up city, and they then proceed to **** up D-Day.

 

If you watch Night of the Living Dead backwards, all of the zombies see Ben holding a gun, and decide to retreat.

 

If you watch Gangs of New York backwards, Daniel Day-Lewis is brought back to life by Leo to restore New York to its former glory, and he also manages to bring Liam Neeson back to life too with his magical healing knives.

 

If you watch A Nightmare on Elm Street backwards, it rips off Hellraiser in in that a major character resurrects himself after blood is spilled on the mattress he died on.

 

true, but it loses me when luke does that awesome flip and then fuses himself into the ice only to then meekly drop his lightsaber in the snow and pass out.

 

If you watch The Grapes of Wrath backwards, it's about exploited white trash living in California returning
to their roots as exploited white trash living in Oklahoma.

 

If you watch The Evil Dead backwards, Bruce Campbell finds a magical chainsaw that brings all of his dead friends back to life.

 

If you watch Training Day backwards, Ethan Hawke learns about how the LAPD is 100% by the book.

 

If you watch Gone in 60 Seconds backwards, Nic Cage is a good Samaritan who returns the cars to the people that he stole from.

 

If you watch The Fifth Element backwwards they blast a large astronomical object across the galaxy and a star pilot becomes a taxi cab driver after he resurrects a dead alien singer by shoving magic rocks into her that he previously stole fromt he weapon that blasted the large astronomical object.

 

If you watch Beauty and the Beast backwards it's about a young couple that suffer relationship problems and eventual break-up after the husband is transformed into a monster. She decides to live a simple life in a small French village while he is eventually saved from his curse by an enchantress. Also Gaston flies up to a rooftop and eventually becomes the big man about town in the village.

 

if you watch your life backwards your self-loathing and desire for self-harm may actually diminish rather than grow as the film wears on

 

If you watch Little Miss Sunshine backwards, they end up doing so well at the beauty pageant, that Alan Arkin comes back to life which stuns Paul Dano into silence.

 

If you watch Cujo backwards, it's a moving story of redemption as an angry, insane dog becomes a lovable friend to all through the power of love.

 

If you watch Good Will Hunting backwards, it's about a math genius who decides that his life would be better if he hung out with Ben Affleck and became a janitor.

 

if you watch someone poopin' backwards, you get little tingles in your privates.