JCC if you were absurdly rich, what sort of ridiculous things would you buy?

Discussion in 'Community' started by hudzu, Feb 10, 2013.

  1. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    The Thirteenth Amendment, jay-dub, look it up.
    Last edited by AaylaSecurOWNED, Feb 10, 2013
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  2. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    A lesson regarding how to get my game on.
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  3. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    A lot more of the same kind of things I buy now.
  4. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    They would still own themselves. They'd merely be on retainer to play 24/7, for the time and duration of my choosing. In return, they would be completely provided for. It would be a suitable arrangement.
  5. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    So you would be buying the services of a harpist, not a harpist.
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  6. Lowbacca_1977 Force Ghost

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  7. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    And such quibbling is exactly why I shan't be purchasing a lawyer. So now.
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  8. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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  9. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    I would bribe lots of people. Money = speech, don't you know.
  10. Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus

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    A giraffe herd.

    Movie costumes off of PropstoreofLondon, then at conventions, let friends or terminally ill patients wear them and feel awesome.

    My own chain of Mexican restaurants.
  11. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    A better version of everything Valyn owns.
  12. MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper

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    A better version of everything jp just bought.
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  13. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    The house next door to Marcus' and a ticket to Australia for Beezel.
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  14. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Well, that's unfortunate. It'd put a new spin on AaylaSecuOWNED, that's for sure.
  15. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    I would buy a football club and many players and the services of the greatest manager on Earth and then after three glorious seasons I would fire the manager and then I would buy the services a new manager every season or so. Just to screw with the supporters.
    Last edited by George Roper, Feb 10, 2013
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  16. solojones Chosen One

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    I'm sticking with private jet.
  17. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Perfect; you can gruesomely execute anyone who trepasses on your property too!
  18. GenAntilles Force Ghost

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    That's what my trained guard velociraptors are for.
  19. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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  20. emilsson Chosen One

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  21. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Love.

    You definitely have the right accent for that line.
    Last edited by Darth Guy, Feb 11, 2013
  22. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    Liam Neeson and I'd make him dress as Qui-Gon the rest of his life.
  23. DarthMak Force Ghost

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    A go-kart track for my backyard
  24. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    You're saying he doesn't do that normally? :eek:
  25. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    What I'd buy:

    -The L.A. Lakers

    -The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences

    -Staten Island

    -Dodger season tickets, 1st row, right behind home plate

    -The portion of the Hollywood Hills within 1500 feet of the Hollywood sign

    -Coconut Grove, Florida

    -MSNBC