Discussion in 'Community' started by Master_Jacen, Feb 10, 2013.
The Thirteenth Amendment, jay-dub, look it up.
A lesson regarding how to get my game on.
A lot more of the same kind of things I buy now.
They would still own themselves. They'd merely be on retainer to play 24/7, for the time and duration of my choosing. In return, they would be completely provided for. It would be a suitable arrangement.
So you would be buying the services of a harpist, not a harpist.
And such quibbling is exactly why I shan't be purchasing a lawyer. So now.
I would bribe lots of people. Money = speech, don't you know.
A giraffe herd.
Movie costumes off of PropstoreofLondon, then at conventions, let friends or terminally ill patients wear them and feel awesome.
My own chain of Mexican restaurants.
A better version of everything Valyn owns.
A better version of everything jp just bought.
The house next door to Marcus' and a ticket to Australia for Beezel.
Well, that's unfortunate. It'd put a new spin on AaylaSecuOWNED, that's for sure.
I would buy a football club and many players and the services of the greatest manager on Earth and then after three glorious seasons I would fire the manager and then I would buy the services a new manager every season or so. Just to screw with the supporters.
I'm sticking with private jet.
Perfect; you can gruesomely execute anyone who trepasses on your property too!
That's what my trained guard velociraptors are for.
You definitely have the right accent for that line.
Liam Neeson and I'd make him dress as Qui-Gon the rest of his life.
A go-kart track for my backyard
You're saying he doesn't do that normally?
What I'd buy:
-The L.A. Lakers
-The Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences
-Dodger season tickets, 1st row, right behind home plate
-The portion of the Hollywood Hills within 1500 feet of the Hollywood sign
-Coconut Grove, Florida