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JCC if you were absurdly rich, what sort of ridiculous things would you buy?

Discussion in 'Community' started by hudzu, Feb 10, 2013.

  1. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

    May 25, 2001
    WTF would you want to buy Staten Island? Also, it's not for sale tunes.
  2. The Loyal Imperial

    The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Nov 19, 2007
    My own country.
  3. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

    Feb 26, 2007
    I can't decide between this

    or this


    I mean the second one is a freaking tank and I could run over anything..but the first one is just awesome looking and has more class...I wonder if I could run over stuff with it...
  4. Jedi Merkurian

    Jedi Merkurian New Films Thread Reaper and Rumor Naysayer star 6 Staff Member Manager

    May 25, 2000
  5. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Feb 18, 2005
    A cell phone.
  6. Chancellor_Ewok

    Chancellor_Ewok Force Ghost star 7

    Nov 8, 2004
    Three pages worth of posts and no Bare Nakes Ladies jokes?

  7. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Apr 5, 2004
    I would build an evil lair inside a volcano, and buy an elephant herd because **** you, I like elephants.
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  8. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

    Nov 20, 2012
    I would buy back all of Nic Cage's mansions from him so he would no longer be in debt, and so he could do good movies again.
  9. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Sep 13, 2007
    Things. Lots and lots of ridiculous things.
  10. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Dec 14, 2000
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  11. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

    Nov 21, 2002
  12. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi

    Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Jedi Master star 6

    Jul 31, 2002
    I'd buy a Lear Jet, the 92 carat diamond Dick gave Liz and the emerald and diamond necklace he bought for her "Because it's Tuesday and I love you."

    And my own island.
  13. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Feb 18, 2001
    Jello is so Chairface.
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  14. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

    Nov 28, 2000
    Yeah so what's that from?
  15. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Feb 18, 2001
    The party's over, Jello! Give up, or we'll write this place off the face of the Earth!
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  16. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Nov 2, 2000
    Books. Movies. A personal movie theater. A nice house, but not too big. A nice car, but nothing showy.

    See, I'm what you call well-balanced. This is why I'll never be rich.
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  17. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

    Jul 7, 2000


    The man should always wear a robe... and nothing else [face_mischief]
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  18. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

    Feb 18, 2001
    Actually, Jello is Chairface and Montie is Chromedome:

    VLM: [screaming at the TV] Mung Mung, you oily little sellout! Wannabes, all of you! Spit-shining your prosthetic limbs and whitewashing you liver spots for this wretched, back-patting smarty-party!
    Jello: I take it you won't be attending.
    VLM: The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does wear the 'Hello My Name is' badge! He strikes from below, like a viper! Or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around! He has only the one purpose! Do bad things to good people... MIT SCIENCE!
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  19. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

    Apr 3, 2002
    [face_plain] what IN THE HOLY MOTHER ****?!?!?!?!?!
  20. Everton

    Everton Force Ghost star 10

    Jul 18, 2003
    A Veyron. At least, to start with.
  21. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Nov 18, 2005
    I want Downton Abbey, the Offical Barque of Ra©, and a mini pony farm.
  22. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

    Jul 13, 2008
    Um, I wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner, but I would eat Kraft dinner, I'd just eat more? And buy really exotic ketchups - dijon ketchups.
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  23. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Jul 10, 1998
    Financial planning classes for Valyn and a ticket back to the US from Australia for beezel, he'll be needing it once he gets there.
  24. LandoThe CapeCalrissian

    LandoThe CapeCalrissian Jedi Youngling star 3

    Dec 30, 2012
    does cocaine and models count as ridiculous things to buy
  25. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

    Nov 26, 2000

    Who wouldn't want their own private island?