JCC if you were absurdly rich, what sort of ridiculous things would you buy?

Discussion in 'Community' started by hudzu, Feb 10, 2013.

  1. DantheJedi Jedi Master

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    Can I change my answer to building this, in Earth orbit:

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    (and playing nothing but the greatest hits of the 1980s over the station's Muzak system)
    Last edited by DantheJedi, Feb 11, 2013
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  2. Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master

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    I know I've mentioned this before, but years ago I saw a nature program on which a family of orangutans in Borneo ferried themselves across a crocodile-infested river using an abandoned canoe.

    If and when I am absurdly rich I shall found an international "Boats for Apes" program and make sure all apes have boats. We will move on to helicopters after that.
  3. GenAntilles Jedi Grand Master

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    In addition to what I said previously. I would buy a working Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and a Black Mesa Gravity Gun.
  4. CT-867-5309 Force Ghost

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    Exploding bazooka boots.
  5. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    This one is more you, and it's for sale!

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=561617933
  6. Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master

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    Silly Arlon, the answer is easy: buy all of them.
  7. LostOnHoth Force Ghost

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  8. MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper

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  9. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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    You are aware the SI once housed the largest garbage dump on the eastern seaboard, right?
  10. MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper

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    What do you mean 'once'?
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  11. AaylaSecurOWNED Jedi Master

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    Your wife lived there?
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  12. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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    My wife never lived there. I lived there. LOL
  13. I Are The Internets Force Ghost

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    I would buy the parts for a time machine, go back in time, and take my money from myself again.
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  14. Souderwan Jedi Grand Master

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    I'd probably buy sanitation and fresh water supplies for the 2 billion or so people on the planet without access to it. Apparently this can be done for only a couple hundred billion or so.

    If I had any change left over, I'd buy a multiplex that would show free 80's Saturday Morning Cartoons on Saturday mornings.
    Last edited by Souderwan, Feb 12, 2013
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  15. Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost

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    So she found you in a garbage dump?
  16. Alexrd Jedi Grand Master

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    I would buy Lucasfilm and an island for my personal Jurassic Park.
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  17. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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  18. Souderwan Jedi Grand Master

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    Can we all just get off of Vin's wife?
  19. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Jedi Master

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    Souderwan,

    I think you might want to rephrase that statement. ;)
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  20. DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner

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    You could help me make Staten Island a place to be! Think positively!
  21. TahiriVeilaSolo69 Jedi Grand Master

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  22. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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  23. LifeInTechnicolor Jedi Knight

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  24. Souderwan Jedi Grand Master

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    You don't really think that was an accident, do you? :p
  25. Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master

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    Six Flags New Orleans. I'd rebuild and revamp it into something awesome.


    Either that or become a Scooby Doo villain and just use it as my hideout. :p
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