If you were Jaina, and you just turned to the dark side, what would be your first order of business?

Ok guys,

So, if you didn't know by now, there are rumors floating around that Jaina is going to turn to the dark side. Assuming these rumors are true, what would you do if you were Jaina and you'd just turned to the dark side? Where would you go first?

Jae Angel

Kill Luke of course.
What every Darksider wants to do.

Well,since she's a girl darksider,the first thing she'll want to do is put on a leather suit that looks like armor and wear a thong over it.

Oh,and of course she'll want to get a J Lo behind.

yes, I'm going to have to agree with the leather suit. And lots of goth makeup, like on the cover of Dark Journey. She's definitely going to have to have a sleek cat suit if she's going to be an effective dark sider. And a whip. hehehe, I have a sick mind. That's what happens at 1:20 in the morning!

Jae Angel

My first order of business would be to erase the minds of everyone who romanically linked me to Kyp Durron.

OOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh good one RogueJaina. Great idea.

Is the general consensus that she'll turn her back on the New Republic? I think she'll want to get back at the Vong. She'll adopt the JA "Kyp" philosophy: I'll use the darkside AGAINST the Empire/Vong!!!

I think we'll see Jacen and Kyp, the opposite ends of the Jedi spectrum, team up and save Jaina from the darkside. Mara maybe too. But I think those'll be the key ones. Maybe after that, RogueJaina, she'll fall in love with Kyp while Jagged Fel just watches from behind a line of Chiss(dudes). and weeps.

NOOOOOOO!

She would probably use her lightsaber to turn Kyp into Karen Or just choke him from across the room.

Hey, how about going after Borsk and all the other politicians who insulted her family and are against the Jedi?

I really think if she does go dark she will go after the Vong with it.

Get Jag on the comlink and find out why he never calls anymore

Wipe em out---all of them(the Vong of course due to what happens)

sorry had to type it, always wanted to use it.

Go to Disneyworld.

Get her hands on some of that cool blue force lightening. I love the stuff! Zap the Vong! Vap them dead!

Right, first of all i'd wipe out all the Vong with that cool force lightning, get the heads of the REALLY guys (ie Nom Annoying, Tsavong Lah and Nen Yim) and stick them on the top of the Imperial Palace (if its still there) Then i'd kill Fey'lya (if he's alive) and his cronies, and put myself as the new Empress of the Galaxy. Hah! Of course, Jaina's too good for that. Even if she falls, she'll have some kind of conscience against killing the senators, which is a shame as they've made the whole situation worse.

Zap the Vong with Force lightning. And beat up Kyp.

kidnap ben and clone him. stormtroopers part 2.

emasculate kyp durron. heck, I'm a lightsider and I'm ready to do it.

beat up kyp, kill every vong in sight, tell of her mother.

Get something to eat. Going to the Dark Side is hungry work.

JMA

Yeah, whoever is saying "kick Kyp's butt", I'm going to have to agree with you. Why should she even wait until turning to the dark side for that? She should have really beat the bejeezus out of him at the end of Rebirth!! It would have cracked me up, and I'm a Kyp fan! Lets face it, he's cruisin' for a bruisin'

Jae Angel

first, Jaina should have an awesome lightsaber fight with a Jedi (the NJO hasn't had one yet! Ani vs. Jacen didn't count.) then she should whoop some vong butt.

Killd Kyp and Borsk.

Lots of people have said go after Vong. Youn turn "dark" because of your actions. There is nothing wrong with going after the Vong, so this would not make her "dark" If you answered go after the Vong, then she is not dark and so your answer makes no sense to the question.

And "dark and the "darkside is merely metaphoric anyway. (See link in sig.)

i will take George Lucas's word obout the darkside over yours jarik.