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If you were Jaina, and you just turned to the dark side, what would be your first order of business?

Discussion in 'Literature' started by NarundiJedi, Oct 16, 2001.

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  1. NarundiJedi

    NarundiJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    Ok guys,

    So, if you didn't know by now, there are rumors floating around that Jaina is going to turn to the dark side. Assuming these rumors are true, what would you do if you were Jaina and you'd just turned to the dark side? Where would you go first?

    Jae Angel
     
  2. Darth Ludicrous

    Darth Ludicrous Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Kill Luke of course.
    What every Darksider wants to do.
     
  3. Matthew Trias

    Matthew Trias Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Well,since she's a girl darksider,the first thing she'll want to do is put on a leather suit that looks like armor and wear a thong over it.

    Oh,and of course she'll want to get a J Lo behind.
     
  4. NarundiJedi

    NarundiJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    yes, I'm going to have to agree with the leather suit. And lots of goth makeup, like on the cover of Dark Journey. She's definitely going to have to have a sleek cat suit if she's going to be an effective dark sider. And a whip. hehehe, I have a sick mind. That's what happens at 1:20 in the morning!

    Jae Angel
     
  5. RogueJaina

    RogueJaina Jedi Padawan star 4

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    My first order of business would be to erase the minds of everyone who romanically linked me to Kyp Durron. [face_devil]
     
  6. MysteryWhiteBoy8

    MysteryWhiteBoy8 Jedi Youngling star 2

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    OOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh good one RogueJaina. Great idea.

    Is the general consensus that she'll turn her back on the New Republic? I think she'll want to get back at the Vong. She'll adopt the JA "Kyp" philosophy: I'll use the darkside AGAINST the Empire/Vong!!!

    I think we'll see Jacen and Kyp, the opposite ends of the Jedi spectrum, team up and save Jaina from the darkside. Mara maybe too. But I think those'll be the key ones. Maybe after that, RogueJaina, she'll fall in love with Kyp while Jagged Fel just watches from behind a line of Chiss(dudes). and weeps.
     
  7. RogueJaina

    RogueJaina Jedi Padawan star 4

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    NOOOOOOO!
     
  8. Doright

    Doright Jedi Knight star 5

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    She would probably use her lightsaber to turn Kyp into Karen Or just choke him from across the room.
     
  9. JediAlly

    JediAlly Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Hey, how about going after Borsk and all the other politicians who insulted her family and are against the Jedi?
     
  10. Doright

    Doright Jedi Knight star 5

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    I really think if she does go dark she will go after the Vong with it.
     
  11. ganner_rhysode

    ganner_rhysode Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Get Jag on the comlink and find out why he never calls anymore :(
     
  12. mutley

    mutley Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Wipe em out---all of them(the Vong of course due to what happens)

    sorry had to type it, always wanted to use it. :)
     
  13. PrinceXizor

    PrinceXizor Former TF.N Foreign Book Cover Staff star 5 VIP

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    Go to Disneyworld.
     
  14. ShadesOfGrey

    ShadesOfGrey Jedi Youngling

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    Get her hands on some of that cool blue force lightening. I love the stuff! Zap the Vong! Vap them dead!
     
  15. LtSticks

    LtSticks Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Right, first of all i'd wipe out all the Vong with that cool force lightning, get the heads of the REALLY guys (ie Nom Annoying, Tsavong Lah and Nen Yim) and stick them on the top of the Imperial Palace (if its still there) Then i'd kill Fey'lya (if he's alive) and his cronies, and put myself as the new Empress of the Galaxy. Hah! Of course, Jaina's too good for that. Even if she falls, she'll have some kind of conscience against killing the senators, which is a shame as they've made the whole situation worse.
     
  16. Rebecca191

    Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Zap the Vong with Force lightning. And beat up Kyp.
     
  17. dark_jedi

    dark_jedi Jedi Youngling star 1

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    kidnap ben and clone him. stormtroopers part 2.
     
  18. DarthIshtar

    DarthIshtar Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    emasculate kyp durron. heck, I'm a lightsider and I'm ready to do it.
     
  19. exar-tull

    exar-tull Jedi Master star 5

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    beat up kyp, kill every vong in sight, tell of her mother.
     
  20. JediMasterAaron

    JediMasterAaron Jedi Knight star 5

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    Get something to eat. Going to the Dark Side is hungry work.

    JMA
     
  21. NarundiJedi

    NarundiJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    Yeah, whoever is saying "kick Kyp's butt", I'm going to have to agree with you. Why should she even wait until turning to the dark side for that? She should have really beat the bejeezus out of him at the end of Rebirth!! It would have cracked me up, and I'm a Kyp fan! Lets face it, he's cruisin' for a bruisin'

    Jae Angel
     
  22. AT-ST_DRIVER

    AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Padawan star 4

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    first, Jaina should have an awesome lightsaber fight with a Jedi (the NJO hasn't had one yet! Ani vs. Jacen didn't count.) then she should whoop some vong butt.
     
  23. Jedi_Jade-Skywalker

    Jedi_Jade-Skywalker Jedi Grand Master star 3

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    Killd Kyp and Borsk.
     
  24. Jarik

    Jarik Jedi Master star 4

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    Lots of people have said go after Vong. Youn turn "dark" because of your actions. There is nothing wrong with going after the Vong, so this would not make her "dark" If you answered go after the Vong, then she is not dark and so your answer makes no sense to the question.

    And "dark and the "darkside is merely metaphoric anyway. (See link in sig.)
     
  25. exar-tull

    exar-tull Jedi Master star 5

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    i will take George Lucas's word obout the darkside over yours jarik.
     
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