If your computer could talk, ce ar spune?

Discussion in 'Romania' started by ComicDiva, Jan 19, 2007.

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  1. ComicDiva Jedi Padawan

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    Daca dintr-o data al vostru calculator ar putea sa dea glas dorintelor si gandurilor sale, ce credeti ca ar fi dispus sa va impartaseasca?

    :D

    Same goes for the phone, PAD, televizor, robot de bucatarie sau ce folositi on a daily basis si de care abuzati? :D (exclus toaleta [face_blush] )
  2. CyberFaust Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 23, 2005
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    computer: Get a life!!!!
    phone: Leave me alone!!!
  3. TheOneChosen Jedi Youngling

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    Jul 3, 2005
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    ? If your computer could talk, ce ar spune?

    probabil ca mi-ar spune ori sa las limba engleza pe el cum am stabilit la inceput, ori sa instalez prostia aia sa fie in romana, dar sa nu folosesc ambele:D
  4. ComicDiva Jedi Padawan

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    Dar calculatorul tau oare stie ca unii oameni mai folosesc fraze in engleza pentru a evita cacofoniile in romana? Ia intreaba-l.
  5. TheOneChosen Jedi Youngling

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    Mi-a spus ca daca atunci cand intra in windows foloseste engleza, atunci o foloseste si cand se inchide :p
  6. FriendlyPiranha Jedi Master

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    Feb 25, 2005
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    Puteai foarte simplu sa spui "Daca sistemul dumneavoastra personal de calcul s-ar fi exprimat intr-un mod articulat..." :D
  7. SimasGuarani Jedi Youngling

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    Jan 4, 2007
    computer: "Kill meee...."
    me: "Not 'till the next episodes of SP"
    Saracutzu meu comp face 4 ani imediat si pot spune ca a fost forjat pana peste limite... Fapt dovedit de niste placi de baza, grafice, de retea... si o sursa, arse. Mai nou monitorul functioneaza cu "puterea pumnului". I seriously must consider buying a new one. Parca vad: "no mom, it was my computer... let me shoot it". [face_laugh]
    phone: "C'mon, write a sms, it's 7 cents, you can spare it you greedy bastard!"
  8. ATTezeu Jedi Padawan

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    May 13, 2005
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    El nu stiu ce ar spune dar eu sigur l-as ameninta cu moarte daca mai imi face figuri. Desigur ca nu-i vina lui dar cui ii pasa?
  9. sergiurusu Jedi Knight

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    Cred ca PC-ul mi-ar spune: upgradeaza-ti naibii placa aia video ca sa poti juca si tu un joc si sa mai lasi netul in pace.8-}
  10. Milena_Syan Jedi Master

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    Sep 27, 2005
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    Al meu ar spune "Gimme a break already! There's a reason we come equipped with an OFF button, sheesh."
  11. Rhodna Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 28, 2006
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    Computer: Fa naibii o data curatenie si prin mine - sunt filme vechi de vreo doi ani prin fundul fisierelor!
  12. ROGUESQUAD Jedi Master

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    Oct 27, 2004
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    Am renuntat la speranta ca vei face ceva curatenie prin mine... totusi, ce zici daca ai mai reinstala din cand in cand Windows-ul ? Sau ai cumpara o sursa noua ? Sau n-ai mai intra pe aceleasi site-uri pe care intri in mod normal de cincizeci de mii de ori pe zi ?

    La care i-as raspunde : Shut the *#@% up !
    :D
  13. valo Jedi Knight

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    Aug 24, 2006
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    Computer: "Thank you for being my master, for the half-year backup and for Star Wars! Can I play BF for you? Please please please.....?" ;)
  14. SVAndrei Jedi Knight

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    Nov 6, 2004
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    Computer: "I need an upgrade!" sau "Look out, GLA troops at 5 o'clock, send in air support, you fool. Geez, how the h*** did you become a General?!" sau "That's not Java! THIS is Java!" sau "There are other types of music except rock, you know..." sau "I whould apreciate it if you cleaned me up a bit..."

    Phone: "I'm stressed. I need a break... Shut up... SHUT UP!!!"

    PDA: "Too much data... You know, you have a brain too... Try remembering a few things on your own..."
  15. jombistarkiller Jedi Youngling

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    Am nevoie de o placa video!!!Si de rami!!!Rami for the love of God!!!
  16. MaraStardreamer Jedi Master

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    Apr 25, 2006
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    Eu nu imi chinui computerul. Am vreo 40 de giga liberi, nu am nevoie de rami ca nici nu sunt foarte sigura ce-s aia, TV tuner am degeaba daca nu am cablu TV, nu ma joc ca sa am nevoie de placa video.
    Dar probabil ca ar zice si el ceva: "Curata-ma un pic, ma lipesc prea tare de la petele de Pepsi si am prea multe firimituri de paine intre taste. Inca nu ai invatat ca se mananca la masa si nu in fata calculatorului?"
  17. raziel2004 Jedi Master

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    Nov 16, 2004
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    NU MAI DOWNLOAD-A ATATA! NU MAI BAGA MUZICA ROCK SI DE CLUB LA MAXIM!!!MAI DA-MI SI MIE PUTINA ATENTIE!!!

    Si cam atat.
  18. jombistarkiller Jedi Youngling

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    "Inca nu ai invatat ca se mananca la masa si nu in fata calculatorului?"

    Toata lumea stie ca in fata calculatorului sau a televizorului iti cade cel mai bine mancarea;)
  19. darth_flame Jedi Youngling

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    nici nu vreau sa-mi imaginez ce ar zice..k in ultimul timp functioneaza pe baza de picioare si pumnii..si nu pt k vreau eu sa dau...pur si simplu cand se blocheaza (cam o data la jumatate de ora :p) isi revine dak primeste una
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