Lit Ignorance is Bias: The Diversity Manifesto

No Cracked is a well-established bastion of serious journalism.

 

Elves can't even grow beards! Well, not until they're thousands and thousands of years old and the only one we've actually seen do it is probably a first-generation elf or thereabouts.

Also I suggest you take a good look at history's royals. You will find much hair. Respect the glory of the regal beard, Jello. Respect it.

 

You need not like the monarch to respect the regal majesty of his beard!

Also if you keep talking **** about Charlemagne Christopher Lee is going to show up and kick your ass.

 

Forget Christopher Lee, I've got one better:



GrandAdmiralJello you should apologise to His Bearded Majesty.

 

Well, Charlemagne was an uncouth barbarian. But Hadrian and Marcus Aurelius? Even I'd be a monarchist if more monarchs were like them.

 

And His Imperial Majesty...?

 

You know who didn't have a beard? Mon Mothma.

 

OK, I don't think you can call that a beard, so...

Spoiler

 

If Anakin's ghost now has to look like Hayden, Palpatine's should definitely look like that.

Episode VII: The Bearded Ones.

 

Um, inviting a bearded Hayden is a bad idea. Have you seen the fuzz that guy calls a beard?

 

I mean Palpatine, Hayden can keep the kark out.

 

I would watch anything called The Bearded Ones. Anything.*



*OK, except porn.

 

I missed a whole discussion about Tolkien? Damn, the price one pays for being off the grid for three weeks...

 

If you have seen the Holiday Special, then you have pretty much seen Bearded [Wookiee] Porn already.

 

I quite like a nice well-trimmed beard on a man.

Grow one, Jello. You'd look classy.

 

I would give facial hair a try if I could actually get it to grown better than a terrible, terrible excuse for a Chia.

 

Same here plus it's easier to just shave it quickly every other day, if it's allowed to grow it's more painful to shave when the time comes.

 

Beard shilling.

Have we truly come to this?

 

You have to give a beard time.

This is what Engels could grow at 23:


This is later:


PS: Advocating for dictatorship of the proletariat will NOT make your beard grow faster.

 

Courtesy of Valin__Kenobi - "Why I'm done with 'geek culture'"

 

I love the idea that he put forth - that the heyday of "geek culture" was circa 2005... much like saying that the heyday of punk rock was around the release of Green Day's Dookie.

 

Er, why are you posting a link about diversity in the beard thread?

Seriously, though, I have no idea who Bobby Roberts is, but he is now officially my hero.

 

The overall tone of the article sounds like "I was geek before it was cool."