JCC IHOP, Waffle House, or Denny’s?

Truly, a beer snob and a bacon snob

 

No that's De Do Do Do De Da Da Da.

 

Poets, priests and politicians....

 

THE HAMSTER SONG!?

 

You're joking, right?

 

Hamsters are no joking matter.

 

I’m blue, while we’re on the subject.

 

That reminds me of a story. About a little guy, that lives in a blue world.

 

So is planet Earth.

 

From far, far, away.

 

Well you haven't quite explored fully the ennui of blue collar America, so I think you should be finding a way to see if people prefer Walmart to, say, Target as your next project.

 

Sounds like a poll I can get personally invested in. My vote goes to K-Mart; the scrappy underdog of the chain general story world.

 

guys please let our resident low end expert create this poll

 

Denny's pancakes are better in Nevada then here in La La Land.

 

While the OPs question is the most pertinent it is the most irrelevant. Kylo points this out nicely.

The OP has not properly delineated the appropriate subsets of these establishments. Are we talking about the ones that are adjacent to gentlemen's clubs, military installations and yes....even churches? Are we talking on a Friday or Saturday night or late Sunday morning after service gets out? I am very selective of which of these subset locations doors I will darken.

I will rank them (higher, not lower) based upon the homeless to customer ratio bathing in the sinks and stalls, whether the dining room becomes an Octagon for deep discussions with physical persuasion about the better qualities of the respective service branches, the quality of smell and viscosity of vomit and whether the holy have traded out their sunday best for Tu-Pac lives shirts and Daisy Duke shorts after the service.

Tighten up your polls for true discourse is what I say.

 

Why is this even a question? The answer is of course *obviously* Waffle House. What is wrong with you heathens?

 

We want to live past the age of 50.

 

I like to think that the entire look of "help me, I am in some sort of hell and people seem to opt-in for this" on Christoph Waltz's face, during his Comedians in Cars Getting What No Civilised Country Would Call Coffee episode, is emblematic of the entire world's view of American chain eateries.

I mean, you expect that when you go to these places the food, as part of its compact with nature, could at some point in the coming hours or days start to go off. This proves it is made of natural ingredients which decay. I feel like these places do not understand that's a good thing.