I think this is all a grand hoax and IJG isn't alive at all. This is all being perpetuated by an alliance between the big peanut corporations and some kind of manufacturer of household appliances (toasters, perhaps). I will soon get to the bottom of all this and cast the pure light of hoax-destroying justice over these nefarious ne'er do wells. Unless there are bribes going.
I poisoned the rabbit to kill him, you fool! Now you've gone and - Oh wait, you were the next on the kill list. I guess I'll see ya 'round. NOT! Hahahaha!
IJG Status: Reports of my death have been greatly missing. But if there have been any. They were TOTALLY exaggerated. So yeah, Alive.
