I'm dressing as a fake Sith Lord for Eppy 2 opening night

Vertical, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were anti-short-virgin-former-child-actors, since you think he should only get the lesser role. But I know better

 

I already sent a letter to the liberally slanted media that begins:

The casting of Gary Coleman as the new Sith Lord Darth Kimball in the upcoming Star Wars film Episode II is just one more example of George Lucas using racial stereotypes for his own personal gains at the expense of our great melting pot of compassion.

The best way to spread the word is through controversy.

 

Stop the press!

I have received word from...ummm...a reliable source within the Lucas organization that the Coleman rumor was a ruse! Apparently, this is the man that Lucas wants for the coveted role of Darth Kimball:

http://www.hooloovoo.com/corey/images/cfbw1.jpg

Somebody get a yellow lightsaber in this man's hands!

Your roving reporter,
Senator DA

 

Is that Michael Jackson?

 

Senator you're killin' me with that...

Corey Feldman is Darth Kimball and introducing Gary Coleman as the trusty sidekick-apprentice, Darth Fly. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Geneva,Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Wha'chu talkin' 'bout Corey?

All I know if Gary puts on a mask, a la Lone Ranger, I'm done for, I will die laughing.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Geneva,Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Is that Michael Jackson?ROTFFLMFAOLAFHIHYPOSAF &lt;- now that's some laughin'

 

No, but Michael Jackson might make a good second choice for Darth Kimball if Corey Feldman is otherwise occupied.

Imagine this:

http://members.aol.com/MJFanFr/Danger.jpg

"Join me...hee hee"

*Grabs crotch and spins on heels, disorienting Obi-Wan and Anakin as fireworks go off and Darth Kimball's hair bursts into flames*

Heck, this even ties in with Lucas' Pepsi merchandising!

Developing...
Senator DA

 

Haha, Corey Feldman. Let's hope Shorty doesn't see this thread, or he'll be recommending any 80's stars from Charlie Sheen to Jon Bon Jovi.

 

LMAO!! HAHAHA.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Geneva,Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>"Join me...hee hee"

*Grabs crotch and spins on heels, disorienting Obi-Wan and Anakin as fireworks go off and Darth Kimball's hair bursts into flames*


I am crying right now!

Musical numbers in Star Wars!

Vertical

 

Dude- someone get in photoshop, take that Michael Jackson picture, and put a lightsaber in each of his hands. Do it now!!!

 

I'm at work right now, otherwise I'd do it. If no one's done it by the time I get home, I'll get on it. I'll throw some robes on him, too, maybe. Hehe.

Vertical

 

Just make sure Darth Kimball grips his lightsaber the proper way

 

I just want to hear John Williams compose the theme from Thriller.

 

Vert, I'll work on a Darth Fly and email it to you and you post it for me, since I don't have that ability (wahhh).

I shall surf for the proper pics, see ya'll in a bit.

Sidious: "Lord Kimball, be mindful, the queen is young and naive"

Kimball: "Masta, did you say young? Owwwww! Heeeeeee he heee! Shaka ooooooooooh!"

 

This is too hilarious.

 

Rumors are already spreading that Darth Kimball is the father of Anakin Skywalker.

When confronted by the press he sang:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Geneva,Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Shmi is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son ....

Tee hee...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Geneva,Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Villainous Stooge 1 approaches a door, turns to Darth Kimball.

Stooge 1: My Dark Lord, we've managed to clone you an apprentice. He's a master of the Fake Jedi arts and like you in every way possible-

Doors open to reveal the sinister Darth Fly.

Stooge 1: But one-eighth your size.

Darth Kimball puts his pinky to the corner of his mouth.

Darth Kimball: I shall call him, Mini-Darth. WOO!

Tito starts dancing in background, while LaToya psychically hunts the Jedi and Janet join Fly on the lightsaber-dueling show, Diff'rent Strokes.

 

Excellent.

 

Instead of using the Force, which he has no power over, Michael calls Dion Warwick and the psychic friends network for the location of the secret rebel base.

DK: I need to find the traitors.

PFN: I sense a vast openess.

DK: Coruscant?

PFN: Follow your heart.

DK: I'm going to Coruscant.

 

Beer, that was funny as hell.

Alas, fellow Jedi, I have been unable to find very many pics on Mr. Coleman, much to my expectations, he he he. However, I will do what I can with what I have. Stay tuned...

 

This is too much. Congratulations on finally bringing back some real humor to this forum

Michael Jackson, Dark Lord of the Sith. I love it!

Breaking news!

This woman - http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/6667/shirley_oval.jpg - will be portraying Jabba the Hutt's mother, Shirley.

 

ROFLMAO
This is one of the best threads i've seen thus far. Creeps, your the bomb!!! Have you seen some of the other threads and the references?? this could spread with a little work and become a rumor people bite on.
Tremendous!! redface.gif redface.gif redface.gif

 

Too funny!

 

I'm already breathlessly anticipating the scene between Shirley the Hutt and the Gary Coleman sidekick character.

Hey Quentin-I-brought-back-Pam-Grier-Tarantino, eat your heart out.

 

ANtilles- stop posting!! You are still killing me

I keep seeing Shirley in Jabba's palace, telling him to stop being such a slob & to get out ther eand find a real job, fool!


Guys- no one's commented on the extreme stupidity of 'Kimball' as a name for a Sith.

"And now, announcing the galaxy's greatest Sith Lords: Darth Vader. Darth Maul. Darth Sidious and Darth.....Kimball???"