FF:WA I'm going mad! The WA Looney Bin

Well, they say that talking to yourself is the first sign of madness....

This forum has driven me mad, as now I have to resort to talking to myself....

 

I think you need to lie down on ze couch and tell us all about your childhood !

 

Well, for starters, I had no friends....

Ah, who am I kidding? I still have no friends....

 

We are your friends

Though you may not want to admit that to anyone. They might think your odd like the rest of us.

 

I have a friend!

Then explain this to me: why am I sitting at home in my PJs every weekend watching movies?

 

You say that like its a bad thing !

I'd love to be able to sit in peace and quiet to watch a few movies.

 

Because JA (and me as well) are 600kms away.

 

Well, when Yoda finally gets to the Outer Rim, then I'll drive the 600km to visit!

Now, someone fetch me my straight jacket!

 

And what colour would Madam prefer that in ??

 

Black. Goes nicely with the green skin!

 

Green Skin ??

Is it contagious ?

 

No, it's not contagious. Read my signature!!!!

From the musical Wicked, when we are first introduced to Elphaba, the Wicked Witch of the West...
What? What are you all looking at? Oh - do I have something in my teeth? Alright, fine - we might get this over with: No, I'm not seasick; yes, I've always been green;, no I didn't eat grass as a child...

Brilliant musical that's loosely based on the book Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, by Gregory Maguire.

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*Screams in her cell*

 

Will someone please feed Nat, it looks like she may have started gnawing on her own leg !

 

*Looks down*

I'm missing a foot!

 

Don't look any smaller to me..


oh..

 

At least you have PJs, I've been using old jeans and t-shirts.

 

That's what I'll be using when the hole starts to appear in the bum! The bum is pretty thin. Any time now...

 

That's why I'm using these old jeans, they have holes there.

 

Holey Holey Holes.

(Remember, this is the schizo thread)

 

Take two of these

Hands over purple pills

and call me in the morning, if you wake up.

 

*Takes the pills*

These are yummy!

*Runs around hyper*

Was that supposed to happen?

 

Checks label - extract of red cordial

Must remember to keep them away from my kids, and that Jawa fellow.

 

More! More!

 

I think you have had enough young lady !