Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Jedi_Nat, Jul 25, 2007.
Eye, eye Captain!
*Makes a papier mache Gungan, fills it with the remaining chocolate ants and a few mulitcoloured pills, then suspends it from the ceiling*
Lookit! It's a Pinata!!!!
*looks at the pinata*
*turns around and beating barbar with a bat and laughing like crazy*
*Hits pinata again*
Again, nothing happens.
*Goes and sits in the corner and cries*
*slices pinata in half with a sword*
look Nat, choclate !
Talking on pinatas . . .
*Starts singing old Kylie songs*
I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky
I should be so lucky...
Aww... My poor pinata!
*Peels a few potatoes and attempts to create a disco ball with the peelings*
Hmm.... Dunno if this is gonna work...
*Wraps the peelings in foil, suspends it from the ceiling and dances to Nat's singing*
I like what you've done to the place Kira-Shay!
*Bows* Why thank you, Nat!
*Puts on some cheesy 70s Pop music*
*Gets out her John Travolta costume*
Yeah! Lets boogie!
Ooh, Bee Gees! Rock on!
Night Fever, Night Fever...
Good thing you're crazy... meh, I'm gonna go relax..
*Bites a head off a chicken and then sits and watches tv, discussing the new highlights with it*
*Starts head-banging to Rolf Harris' Tie Me Kangaroo Down*
*hasn't been crazy for a while, returns to the cracker factory*
*Walks into the wardrobe and then exits wearing a variety of items and colours, including a pair of red undies as a hat*
How do I look?
Ab fab, dahlink!
*finds all the wigs ever and hides under them all*
*Prances around the newly installed catwalk*
I feel pretty... oh so pretty..
*Grabs a can of hairspray and starts to sing*
Good Morning Baltimore....
*covers the walls in glue and glues the wigs to them*
Would you like to stroke my walls?
They're a little hairy...
ok, moving on..
*guzzles the remaining glue* It was super.. now so am I
(don't do this at home kids..)