Get me some pizza. (bruch)

 

Yo dawg I heard you like juice, so I put juicy-juice in your 'roids so you can juice while you juice.

 

does lemonade count as juice? it doesn't have juice in the name but i am fairly certain that it's still a member of the juice family.

 

What, are you anti-juice?

 

King of the juice

 

Yes. This is the 21st century... juice mixing is no longer frowned upon, excpet in the South.

 

no sir. you see juice is the nectar somehow squeezed or extracted from a fruit or vegetable. if a beverage contains at least a small percentage of this magical substance it can still be juice but kool-aid does not qualify!

 

I'm drinking pineapple juice because I'm pretending I'm in Hawai'i.

 

that is some misinformation, likely spread by the nazis.

 

Nazis. I hate those guys.

 

http://productnutrition.thecoca-colacompany.com/products/fanta-orange#ingredients

i think if it had actual juice in it i think it would taste weird. also i said things that have some juice can be juice, not that they always are!

 

Can't nobody stop the Juice, so baby tell me what's the use?

 

Lemonade is made with lemon juice, but is not, strictly, juice. It is, instead, a lemon juice based beverage.

 

Lemonade is not really "lemon juice" based. It is sugar and water based.

 

It is lemon juice based. Just because lemon juice does not make up the bulk of the drink doesn't change the fact that the key ingredient--the very thing that distinguishes it as lemonade--to lemonade is lemon juice.