FF:NSW I'm not sure what's worse...

The fact that a co-worker asked me how many letters are there in the English alphabet, or that when I sung the alphabet song to educate her, I got it wrong.

Apparently my version has R coming after X.

 

Shad, are you suggesting that the dementia is setting in?

a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-q-r-s-t-u-v-w-x-y-z

quite simple really. It is also a well known fact that the tune is that of 'Twinkle, twinkle little star'

 

Look, the last time I sung the song, flares were in fashion and it was a whole 'nuther century.

 

I think it's time for someone to take their dried frog pills...

 

Yes, chancellor, I think you may be right.

 

I'm not sure what's worse...

mis-pronouncing my name today

or

dribbling when i was on the bus

??

 

Dammit Bursar, just don't take too many!

You know what happened last time, when we all went to Lancre...

 

No no, that's wrong. These days we now sing it to "Hard Rock Hallelujah".

 

Oh noes! The Arockalypse is coming!

 

I always thought he looked Elvish..

 

I was in the same boat, but I now have a 4yo daughter!

 

Simon, didn't you invent the alphabet to begin with?

 

zing!

 

Okay, that actually made me laugh out loud, which rarely happens.

Thus, it is a legitamite: LOL.

 

It's certainly not something I ever think about so I think a momentary lapse in memory in this case is forgiveable.

Or maybe she just caught senility from some guy at work..

 

Nice one, Foxi!

 

You're all jealous of my timeless beauty.

 

If that's what you call beauty, I'd hate to think what ugly looks like.

 

It's true, Shad is a beautiful man. He's timelessly pretty. Delicate.

I feel unclean.

 

Thank you for your kindly comments.

You may find a bath in pinetarsol may assist with your uncleanliness, it's very hygienic and has a lovely aroma.

 

I thought it's cos he bathed his feet in lysol everyday to prevent him growing roots.

but i can't confirm that.

 

Growing roots? Like this...


Edit. After thinking, the following pictures may not be for the squeeemish!









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hahahahaha awesomely gross

 

I just knew someone would link that.