JCC I'm screwed: The Tunick life at Wally World

Discussion in 'Community' started by Darth Tunes, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    Found out at work today that we're getting a new person to be joining our Instock crew...........a woman (about my age) who has a crush on me. The fact that she has this crush is quite bizarre in itself, and though she is an extremely nice & attractive woman, I'm just not interested (I don't want any sort of romantic relationship right now.........I enjoy being a bachelor). This is going to be very annoying having her on the crew, not to mention all the new material everyone else will have for jokes ( :p ).

    Viva Los Angeles![face_flag]




    Title changed at Tunick's request.
  2. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

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    Yay, this can be the replacement for the Arlon work adventures thread!
  3. SLR Jedi Grand Master

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    She's good looking and she likes you? I think only you could be complaining about that. :p. You need to get with her. You aren't screwed, you should be screwing her.
  4. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    I really, really don't want to get involved with a workplace romance, particularly since I hate the job with every fiber of my being. Also, I've got a crush on another gal in the store, but she's married.:(

    :p

    Viva Los Angeles![face_flag]
  5. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    I foresee this thread only ending well.
  6. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    I agree with Katya on this issue.
  7. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Just as I suspected...neckbeard fetishist.
  8. SLR Jedi Grand Master

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    Forget the married chick, bang the hot chick that likes you. If it turns in to something, great. If not, have fun banging her. What is so hard about this?
  9. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    The title of this thread should be "So there's this really hot girl at Wal-Mart..."
  10. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    The risk of gabbing out details amongst co-workers is far to great. And Jazib, that thread title ought to be left alone for what people will remember it for. There should only be that 1 thread with "So, there's this hot girl at........".

    Viva Los Angeles![face_flag]
  11. quigon70 Force Ghost

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    this could be the greatest thread since that one

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    duct tape rules!
  12. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    Poor me a woman likes me.
  13. FamousAmos VIP

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    NIAWYC :p
  14. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

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    That might be a tad misleading.
  15. EmpireForever Comic Book Draft Winner

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    Ughhhhhhhhhhhh
  16. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    I just had enough time left to fix that grammatical error.

    Viva Los Angeles![face_flag]
  17. Im_just_guessing Jedi Grand Master

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    Psh. White people problems...
  18. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    You're a tad misleading.
  19. EmpireForever Comic Book Draft Winner

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    I'm not talking about the grammar, I'm talking about letting yourself have feelings for someone who is married. Control yourself.
  20. World_Cup_Wally Jedi Master

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    I think Tunick is going to inspect a box in the stockroom.
  21. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    Well, I haven't made (nor do I plan to) any advances toward that woman. It will stay that way.

    Viva Los Angeles![face_flag]
  22. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    It certainly started off in the right spirit. I hope this gets updated regularly with Armen's world shattering dilemmas as a new attractive woman pops up everyday to ruin his life by wanting to get him into bed and possibly pay for his meals. Hellish.

    Guardian_of_Armen, don't let us down!
  23. EmpireForever Comic Book Draft Winner

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    I mean control your crush. Get those feelings in a pile and burn them. Keep away from her, or keep interaction with her to a minimum. Make them professional and brisk. You can't sit there and say "man, I can't do anything with x because I have a crush on y". What is that going to accomplish? Where are those feelings going to get you? Nowhere, because she's married. I'm sure she's great, or whatever, and I'm not saying to get with this coworker person just because she likes you if you don't like her, but you definitely need to get the focus of your affections to move elsewhere. And it can be done pretty easily, you just have to want to move on. Accept that it's not going to happen, and find something else--believe it or not she's not that unique of a person that there's not someone else just as good out there.
  24. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    This is like the opposite of the Target thread.
    pixplox
  25. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Watch out, Tunick. Attractive women are everywhere! And each and every one may like you. It's terrifying.