JCC I'm screwed: The Tunick life at Wally World

Report back on your amazing will power and command of the force when she starts making advances on you.

 

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It'll probably be a big load. Hopefully he doesn't blow it.

 

Like my mom once told me, you're single so might as well get to know her. I think what she really meant was, "stop being so picky and making excuses, you're getting old". Either way she had a point

Although I can understand your hesitance about starting a workplace romance, it is a very tricky situation. I'm not a big fan or workplace relationships either.

 

Tunes might have a reason to be concerned. Anybody see the movie "Dinner for Schmucks?" There was a character in this film named 'Darla' who was a complete and total psycho!

Be careful, otherwise this woman could start throwing wine bottles and wreck your Porsche. ....Oh wait, you might not have either.... GO FOR IT!!

 

Thanks for that Dr Phil

 

Talking from experience here: workplace romances are a bad idea and they hardly ever end up well. But...you'd rather have a crush with a married chick instead? And this is better?

 

Thank you for the advice.

Viva Los Angeles!

 

My mommy told me everyone is unique do you and the young lady who's crushing on you share any common interests?

 

Nothing I can think of. I'm sitting outside, smoking my usual morning cigar before clocking in. I don't know if this gal works today or not. She was off yesterday.

 

How do you know this woman has a crush on you?

 

She said she like the smell of his pee pee



Also you smoke a cigar before work?

 

Why is that bizarre? I've had one on you for quite some time now. Just don't tell Rhonda.

 

I bet his beard retains that stench for the entire day... and then some.

 

Duuuuuude.

You've already said you hate your job, so what's the big deal about bangin some chick you work with?

You get sexy time, and you get fired. Win/win.

You get sexy time, jealous people at work gossip about it, you quit. Win/win.

You get sexy time, married chick notices you're bangin an attractive woman, she thinks better of you. You start bangin married woman, other chick gets mad and starts drama. Everyone gets fired, married chick gets divorced and you're now free to bang her openly. Win/win/win.

You can't lose in this situation unless you do nothing.

 

In a serious response, I wouldn't say go sleep with her or go date her just because she fancies you. I would say just talk to her. Get to know her. Even if she doesn't have everything in common with you, you could end up being friends or something of that sort.

 

Sound advice.

 

I learned a long time ago not to pee in the company water cooler. Things go wrong you have an extra reason to hate going to work.

 

Maybe she once smiled at him and said "good morning".

 

Good morning, Dave.

 

My thoughts exactly.

 

I'm considering it, I feel that I do have enough friends (outside of the JC), but it doesn't hurt to make more I suppose. Well, I'm on lunch now, and I can report that this gal is here today, and started her work with our crew. How do I know she has a crush on me? She always, ALWAYS hugs me when she first sees mew in the morning, as she did today. In fact, she gave me another hug right before the start of a morning meeting, in front of plenty of co-workers. Also, the cigars I smoke in the morning are the Swisher Sweet types......small/mini versions of cigars. Takes about 15-20 minutes to smoke, and it doesn't make my beard smell.

 

She just wants to roll back that ass up.