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JCC I'm screwed: The Tunick life at Wally World

Discussion in 'Community' started by DarthTunick , Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Force Ghost star 6

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    OK, I missed some things and don't have time to go over everything here, can I please get a Cliff's Notes version of this thread so far?
     
  2. jedi_john_33

    jedi_john_33 Jedi Master star 7

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    Tunick is at 3rd base to get to 2nd base.
     
  3. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    I'm glad you had the title of this thread changed, it now fills the hole that was made when Arlol took his Walgreens thread and went home.
     
  4. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    If she likes The Dodgers, she must be a nice girl. And sorry about Borders, but my bosses told them to get off our block, only one guy can push Nora Roberts in this town, see?
     
  5. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    I haven't the slightest idea as to how much (if at all) she likes the Dodgers. She knows that I do, hence why she agreed to that semi date at Dodger Stadium.

    Viva Los Angeles![face_flag]
     
  6. Darth McClain

    Darth McClain Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Those questions are always ridiculous. They already know the answers.
     
  7. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    There's a girl that rubs up against Tunick at every opportunity so he asked her to a Dodgers game even though...
    a) He's against work place romances
    b) She's not the married coworker he's hot for
    c) The demise of Border's is weighing heavily on his soul
     
  8. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Force Ghost star 6

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    Oh man Arlol's gonna be so mad when he returns and finds out we've already replaced him
     
  9. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    Arlol is returning?!
     
  10. ApolloSmileGirl

    ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Knight star 8

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    Oh, they always come back....... [face_skull][face_skull][face_skull][face_skull][face_skull][face_skull]
     
  11. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Force Ghost star 6

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    Just wait and see
     
  12. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    I'm on a break now, and that married gal is sitting 2 chairs from me. :p
     
  13. quigon70

    quigon70 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    [image=http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnuzbvfPh1qdqb3io1_r1_400.gif]

    :tape

    duct tape rules!
     
  14. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    A fact about breaks at Wally World: 70-90% of the break rooms will have Maury on between 12-3pm. Guaranteed. And, McClain, how's life at Target?

    Viva Los Angeles![face_flag]
     
  15. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Seriously? Does WallyWorld do the whole 'satellite, official' channel thing? I know a lot of major stores carry specific channels that are tailored to their idea of acceptable programming.
     
  16. block

    block Jedi Master star 5

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    Stop calling it a semi date. This kind of half-assery will land you in the friend zone.
     
  17. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Seriously. Keep up the self-defeating rhetoric and the only chance you'll have of getting to second base is if you run, streaking onto the field before being bumrushed and tazered.
     
  18. block

    block Jedi Master star 5

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    Speaking of streaking, if it isn't going well, or you're not into her and want to bail, that would be a great way to bring an end to the date. It would also make you a legend.
     
  19. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    It might also be the most realistic shot of getting to second base. Or any other base, for that matter.
     
  20. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Chosen One star 7

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    There's no reason this guy can't get some happy fun time.

    Tunick, I believe in you. You can do it.

    Encouragement.
     
  21. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Oh, I think Armen is totally capable of having a successful date. Just needs to talk positive. That's how "The Secret" works, right?
     
  22. block

    block Jedi Master star 5

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    I once wrote a strongly worded letter to the writers of The Secret. Never heard back.
     
  23. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    I would be highly interested in knowing the context & content of your terse rebukery of those snake oil salesmen.
     
  24. block

    block Jedi Master star 5

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    I'll see if it's on this computer and PM it to you.
     
  25. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    No.........most (if not all, I would imagine) break rooms have a TV in it, one hooked up simply with a digital attenna, so all the channels we get are local/their digital spinoff channels. Maury maybe trash television, but it's damned good entertainment for a work break. And I will continue to call this a semi-date. My plans, my job, my rules.