JCC I'm so tired, I am not even in the mood to troll today :(

I hope I am not sick

 

http://boards.theforce.net/threads/itt-we-complain-about-our-1st-world-problems.31859259/

 

Ummmmm....clearly I am not complaining.

 

my bad

 

It's okay. Don't be so hard on yourself.

 

You were trolling?

 

Nope.

 

You are so tired, you are not even in the mood to troll today. Yet, you were not trolling before....
This could cause a temporal paradox the ramifications of which could unravel the entire space-time continuum!!!

 

Perhaps a laxative?

 

Sadly no Mort

 

In that case, please eat a pound of sauer kraut. Your bowels will propel your mind to an entirely new echelon.

 

Post naked?

 

I don't want to get banned

 

You don't want to troll. You don't want to get banned. What do you want?

 

World peace. Love. A corned beef sammich. Makers Mark on the rocks.

 

Posting while naked is not against the TOS. Providing photographic evidence of it is. Feel free to PM me your naked posting habit pictures, I won't share them with anyone.

 

You could just blur out the naughty bits.

 

That would be a pretty big blur.

 

So were the 90's for me.

 

So are most of my Saturday nights.

 

Get well soon, Bill. The internet is pointless without you.

Well, I say that, but I've not been around much for the last couple of days because your beaver thread prompted me to do much research. It's amazing the kind of things that you can find when you google various beaver-related search terms. I feel like I now have a wealth of important knowledge.

One thing puzzles me, though. Wikipedia (one of the least interesting sites with beaver-related info) says that beavers are strict herbivores. This being so, why do they sometimes smell of fish?

 

More innuendo!