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JCC I'm sure you guys know this, but I'm super dead sexy

Discussion in 'Community' started by MasterP, Oct 1, 2014.

  1. MasterP

    MasterP Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Jun 8, 2003
    I attract like everything.
    The other day I was jogging in the park and a squirrel came up to me and was like, wanna do this?

    This isn't easy. Lemme tell ya.
     
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  2. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    So now even the squirrels are going nuts?! What's the **** is wrong with Chicago?
     
  3. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    Jan 7, 2013
    i wasn't aware that squirrels went after sexy people. sure it's not just that you smell weird?
     
  4. Royale w/ Codeine

    Royale w/ Codeine Jedi Master star 4

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    May 19, 2014
    You know, according to Richard Gere, gerbils work better.
     
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  5. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    I'm so sexy that I get mauled by packs of dogs daily.
     
  6. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm so good looking ducks have nibbled on my ankles.
     
  7. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Gravity isn't a measure of sexiness.
     
  8. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Somebody needs to make a video of that Right Said Fred song. The video should show a jogger being followed by about 50 squirrels.
     
  9. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrel Wrangler of Fun & Games star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    One squirrel? pffffft!
     
  10. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

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    Jun 25, 2002
    I'm so sexy I was followed home by a polar bear and devoured.

    Twice!
     
  11. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Polar bears do that?
     
  12. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
    I'm so sexy my wife agreed to have sex with me after I negotiated a price that included restaining the deck and fixing a leak in the downstairs bathroom sink.
     
  13. Rosslcopter

    Rosslcopter Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 2, 2012
    Guys, focus, this thread is about MasterP's sexiness, not yours.
     
  14. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 19, 1999
    I can't help it. I am obsessed by my own sexiness. But that means of course I can empathize with MasterP, or would be able to if I weren't so narcissistic.
     
  15. Everton

    Everton Chosen One star 10

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    Jul 18, 2003
    MasterP did you ever find Ignant?
     
  16. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Feb 27, 2013
    Leave me out of this. Sexiness and I are nothing to do with each other.
     
  17. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    But I am a narcissist and a sociopath. How am I not supposed to be self-obsessed? :(
     
  18. MasterP

    MasterP Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Jun 8, 2003
    This is weird right, but I'm pretty sure thr squirrel knew both Ignant and George_Roper
     
  19. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 21, 2002
    I thought Rosslcopter had started this thread so I was disappointed for a second, but then I remembered I never could tell you two apart back in the day, and that amused me.

    5/10