JCC I'm thinking of buying a new iPhone

Discussion in 'Community' started by zOMG, Sep 6, 2013.

  1. epic Ex Mod / RSA

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    the discussion concerns smartphones, not telephones.
  2. epic Ex Mod / RSA

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    the iphone 5 screen is so tiny compared to the s4. not to mention all the other benefits like additional storage, ability to click and drag files, the fact you don't have to sync every damn time you want to add a file (in a particular format only).

    the only thing i prefer on the iphone is the keyboard; when a predicted word pops up you could just press the space bar to continue - on android you have to manually tap the word, which slows things down. i'm sure there's some kind of tweak for this which i don't know about, but yeah.
  3. Arawn_Fenn Chosen One

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    I'm not a senior citizen, I just remember the past.

    Yeah, but who's it gonna tell? It's your word against its.
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  4. Jedi_Reject_Jesse Force Ghost

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    I thought so too. But then when I'm asked to find a nearby restaurant and take lunch orders for everyone and I say I can't, that makes me fired.
  5. Juliet316 Chosen One

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    I turned 34 on Monday, I'm nowhere near the 'seinor citizen' bracket yet.

    Not as for it being finances and stubborness... it's probably a mix of both. But still you really do only need a phone to make calls. If I want to surf the net or check email, I can wait till I get home to do that on the laptop.
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  6. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    Pretty much what Guy & Juliet said.

    You don't need a smartphone, but if you really must get one it shouldn't be an iPhone.
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  7. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    Shouldn't be? You make it seem like it's a worthless device.

    :p
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  8. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    a new iphone? because of how much it's changed from the last?
    yeah no, go android. i did. can't say i miss apple.
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  9. zOMG Force Ghost

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    Guys I tried the Samsun s four galaxy today in a store
    It's so dumb cos I can't even use it with one hand the screen is so big this means when I go to do a poop I can't use it.
  10. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    You'll have to poop & wipe manually, then.


    Sent from my iPhone 5... take that, Wocky!
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  11. zOMG Force Ghost

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    I never used a machine to wipe
  12. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Do you have girly hands you girly man?
  13. zOMG Force Ghost

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    They are small yes but only because I'm an artist
  14. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    I wouldn't expect you to publicly admit to such an activity... it will be more socially acceptable some day, though.


    Sent from my iPhone 5... take that, Wocky!
  15. Bacon164 Force Ghost

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    MAI SMARTFONE IS BETTUR DEN YUR SMARTFONE FAP FAP FAP FAP
  16. TahiriVeilaSolo69 Force Ghost

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    I love my iPhone. But get whatever smartphone you want.
  17. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    I would have gone for "**** you all, I love my iPhone", but that works too.
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  18. TahiriVeilaSolo69 Force Ghost

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    I don't care enough about people here to say "**** you all" :p Do whatever you buttholes want.
  19. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    My iPhone has built in toilet paper, so whenever I poop, good things happen.
  20. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    what. why do you need your hand when pooping
  21. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    Yeah just use someone else's hand.
  22. Zapdos Force Ghost

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    you're doing it wrong. you're supposed to push it out, not pull it out.
    hands are for wiping, not pooping.
  23. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    This thread has taken a hilarious turn. [face_laugh]

    Off to check the App Store to see if there's an ass-wiping app.
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  24. Darth Tunes SfC Part III Commissioner

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    I've customized my iPhone to comb & scratch my beard for me... it's especially handy when I'm playing Tetris or watching a ballgame.


    Sent from my iPhone 5... take that, Wocky!
  25. Kyle Katarn Chosen One

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    I downloaded an app to my iPhone that has a petite masseuse pop out and give me a sensual massage with a happy ending while a midget massages my prostate and makes sure that there is a neverending softcore porno track playing in the background as it is all going on. I have yet to see an Android phone do that.
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