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JCC I'm thinking of buying a new iPhone

Discussion in 'Community' started by zOMG, Sep 6, 2013.

  1. epic

    epic Ex Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    the discussion concerns smartphones, not telephones.
     
  2. epic

    epic Ex Mod star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    the iphone 5 screen is so tiny compared to the s4. not to mention all the other benefits like additional storage, ability to click and drag files, the fact you don't have to sync every damn time you want to add a file (in a particular format only).

    the only thing i prefer on the iphone is the keyboard; when a predicted word pops up you could just press the space bar to continue - on android you have to manually tap the word, which slows things down. i'm sure there's some kind of tweak for this which i don't know about, but yeah.
     
  3. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

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    I'm not a senior citizen, I just remember the past.

    Yeah, but who's it gonna tell? It's your word against its.
     
  4. Jedi_Reject_Jesse

    Jedi_Reject_Jesse Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I thought so too. But then when I'm asked to find a nearby restaurant and take lunch orders for everyone and I say I can't, that makes me fired.
     
  5. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    I turned 34 on Monday, I'm nowhere near the 'seinor citizen' bracket yet.

    Not as for it being finances and stubborness... it's probably a mix of both. But still you really do only need a phone to make calls. If I want to surf the net or check email, I can wait till I get home to do that on the laptop.
     
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  6. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Pretty much what Guy & Juliet said.

    You don't need a smartphone, but if you really must get one it shouldn't be an iPhone.
     
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  7. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    Shouldn't be? You make it seem like it's a worthless device.

    :p
     
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  8. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    a new iphone? because of how much it's changed from the last?
    yeah no, go android. i did. can't say i miss apple.
     
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  9. zOMG

    zOMG Jedi Knight

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    Guys I tried the Samsun s four galaxy today in a store
    It's so dumb cos I can't even use it with one hand the screen is so big this means when I go to do a poop I can't use it.
     
  10. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    You'll have to poop & wipe manually, then.


    Sent from my iPhone 5... take that, Wocky!
     
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  11. zOMG

    zOMG Jedi Knight

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    I never used a machine to wipe
     
  12. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Do you have girly hands you girly man?
     
  13. zOMG

    zOMG Jedi Knight

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    They are small yes but only because I'm an artist
     
  14. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    I wouldn't expect you to publicly admit to such an activity... it will be more socially acceptable some day, though.


    Sent from my iPhone 5... take that, Wocky!
     
  15. Bacon164

    Bacon164 Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    MAI SMARTFONE IS BETTUR DEN YUR SMARTFONE FAP FAP FAP FAP
     
  16. TahiriVeilaSolo69

    TahiriVeilaSolo69 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I love my iPhone. But get whatever smartphone you want.
     
  17. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I would have gone for "**** you all, I love my iPhone", but that works too.
     
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  18. TahiriVeilaSolo69

    TahiriVeilaSolo69 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I don't care enough about people here to say "**** you all" :p Do whatever you buttholes want.
     
  19. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    My iPhone has built in toilet paper, so whenever I poop, good things happen.
     
  20. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    what. why do you need your hand when pooping
     
  21. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Yeah just use someone else's hand.
     
  22. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    you're doing it wrong. you're supposed to push it out, not pull it out.
    hands are for wiping, not pooping.
     
  23. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    This thread has taken a hilarious turn. [face_laugh]

    Off to check the App Store to see if there's an ass-wiping app.
     
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  24. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    I've customized my iPhone to comb & scratch my beard for me... it's especially handy when I'm playing Tetris or watching a ballgame.


    Sent from my iPhone 5... take that, Wocky!
     
  25. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I downloaded an app to my iPhone that has a petite masseuse pop out and give me a sensual massage with a happy ending while a midget massages my prostate and makes sure that there is a neverending softcore porno track playing in the background as it is all going on. I have yet to see an Android phone do that.
     
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