Discussion in 'Big Brother 4' started by Only-One Cannoli, Aug 10, 2007.
So don't evict me for anything.
You can change your colors Lady Haggis.
Your lack of colors almost got your head lopped off, woman!! Get in gear!
*hands out insurance forms*
*and pens* ("I'll need those back, and please, put the lids back on!!!!")
*looks at pens quizically*
*bites down hard on one, spattering ink all over my mouth*
WHAT IS THIS? POISON, BOY??
I SHALL REND YOU IN TWO, BOY!!!
Well. If you do that, you'll need to fill out these other forms for *gulps* accidental damage?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! You're a funny boy!!
Come!! Have a mead!!!
Now look, Mr... err... LARGE (?). That looks to have a signicant head on it. I hope to be driving home later today in my shiny new hatchback. I best not partake.
I do have...
some Werthers Originals?
OOC: I'm moving tomorrow! Have mercy on me...ahem..I mean..don't evict me or else
ARE YOU TURNING DOWN MY MEAD, BOY???
No, no, no... I'm just suggesting... err.... offering up an alternative? I can put it aside?
Can I tell you about the number of right-angles there are on my semi-detached house?
...rawg?? Angles? House?
Uggghhh!! You make my head hurt!!
Eardic the lesser, what be that THING on yor wrist that keeps moving in circles?
I say we cut it off!
IT MUST BE EVIL MAGIC! IT MAKES A SOUND LIKE A DOG SCRATCHING A FLEA!
SMASH IT!! WHILE 'E'S WEARIN' IT, TOO!!
I THINK I'M GETTING LOOSE IN THE BRAINCASE WATCHING THAT GO ROUND N ROUND...
*GRABS ROCK AND BASHES AT THE EVIL DEVICE*
*SINCE I AM BEWITCHED I MISS SEVERAL TIMES*
SORRAY ABO'T THAT BROTHER.
'E'S A WIERD ONE ANYWAY. WAN' ME TO CRUSH 'IS SKULL WHILE 'E SLEEPS??
NO, HE IS MIGHTY UP FOR ENTERTAINMENT.
WHILEST HE SLEEPS, LET'S PAINT HIS FACE IN THE WOMEN'S MONTHLY WARNING COLORS: BLUE
HAHA!! I SAY WE DIP HIS FACE IN THAT COW PIE! WE'LL TELL 'IM HE LOOKED HUNGRY!
YA! THAT BE A MIGHTY STRONG IDEA!
BESSIE'S BEEN EATING PUMPKINS SO IT SHOULD BE NICE AND STICKY.
THAT'LL TEACH HIM NOT TO BE DIFFERENT!
DON'T TELL HIM! WAIT AND SEE IF HE NOTICES! *SNICKER*
HAHAHAHAH!! DIS WILL BE GREAT FUN!!
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC, IF NOT A BIT TOO BRIGHT, WENCH! WHAT BE YOUR NAME??